Wait… what? I don’t want to………..
*looks around the apartment in confusion, a disgusted look on his face* This isn’t Daxam, where am I?
-Conner opens up the door to Mon’s apartment- Hey Mon there you are what’s up? Sorry for bursting in like this, but I was in the neighborhood. -Conner grabs a soda from the fridge and plops onto the couch-
Um….. who in Sard’s name are you? And how dare you simply approach me like I’m some commoner, I’m a prince of Daxam and you will treat me as such.
-bursts out laughing- Oh my gosh Mon that’s hilarious, is this really what you acted like back then?
*confused* What do you mean by “back then” nothing has changed. Where am I anyway this doesn’t look like Daxam? *looks out window* Why is the sun yellow? Explain now!
Dude Mon this joke isn’t funny anymore. What’s next you’re gonna hate me?
You think I’m joking? Do I need to spell it out for you? I am Mon El Prince of Daxam. You will tell me where I am and why I’m here
-Kon rolls his eyes and uses a sarcastic tone- Youre here your majesty because this is where you live. It’s your apartment. Daxam was destroyed mister drama queen, so please stop this act.
*a look of shock goes over Mon El’s face* You dare talk to me in that tone of voice? What are you a Kryptonian? *scoffs* Daxam couldn’t be destroyed, not unless the Kryptonians finally showed their true colors. The worthless [Untranslated Daxam insult for Kryptonians]
-Kon is starting to lose it, the joke isn’t funny anymore and now he’s insulting Kryptonians. Kon uses his super speed and pushes Mon gently back into the wall pinning Mon there so he can talk some sense into him- Mon what the heck man? This isn’t funny. Stop saying those things about Kryptonians. My gosh what if Clark or Karaheard you say that? Seriously what’s gotten into you? 😡
How long do you think I can survive without having to drink blood? Because I’m getting really thirsty but blood is disgusting
A couple of days maybe a week…
Is coconut water a good substitute for blood? Some anon said that and I have been able to keep it down, but I’m still thirsty…
I need to find a cure fast!
What if there isn’t a cure?
Then I suppose I’ll have to take you up on your offer on that trip to metropolis
Wait no don’t go to Metropolis they have -gasp- sunlight
Exactly, if there isn’t a cure, I will have to get rid of this vampirism permanently. For me too
Or…or you could learn to live with it?
I’m dead Conner! I can’t live! I’m dead!!!
I’m friends with a ghost named Greta and she seems to “live” a very happy existance
Maybe she has accepted it then but I’m having a mid-dead crisis!
Oh god! This means that I am immortal too? This is horrible, forever sixteen!
Oh my gosh being sixteen forever that’s so horrible. You probably don’t know this but I can’t age physically due to being a clone
I’ve seen vampires that can age
Really? Well, I suppose I won’t be the only forever sixteen year old one then, but it still sucks. Being 25 forever would have been better
Not all vampires can’t age we don’t know if you’ll age or not yet, but yeah i feel you on the whole being stuck as a sixteen year old forever. Being a bit older would be better.
Yeah but won’t I probably age really slowly then, because you know dead…
Well you might not be dead. And we don’t know anything about you yet. Some vamps age into young adulthood, some age slowly, some can control their aging, and some don’t age at all.
You may have a point, but I also don’t seem to have a heartbeat, so how alive can I be?
Then I guess I’d say you’re dead or well undead for that matter
*gasps dramatically* Well I never *dramatically flips away*
And people say I’m a drama queen
You both are
If we’re drama children you are also a drama child. Mister I couldn’t use my super speed to go get a spoon so I used a fork
Excuse me,, I didn’t wanna get the spoon! The fork was just fine! Drama child.
See what I mean. -pouts like a five year old- ““I didn’t wanna get the spoon” You are a drama queen Wallace Rudolph West
at least I’m not a
SNITCH
No u
Reverse card
Plays the draw four card
You both are worse than me
You’re more dramatic than the both of us combined.
I grew up in a circus, me not being dramatic would be a crime
I guess that’s true. Your dramatic ways are one of the many reasons we’re friends!!
@dickgrayson-speaks the whole discowing was your peek in being dramatic. I’m sorry can we backtrack for a moment here you had a crush on me and @wallywest-speaks ?
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