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How long do you think I can survive without having to drink blood? Because I’m getting really thirsty but blood is disgusting

A couple of days maybe a week…

Is coconut water a good substitute for blood? Some anon said that and I have been able to keep it down, but I’m still thirsty…

I need to find a cure fast!

What if there isn’t a cure? 

Then I suppose I’ll have to take you up on your offer on that trip to metropolis

Wait no don’t go to Metropolis they have -gasp- sunlight 

Exactly, if there isn’t a cure, I will have to get rid of this vampirism permanently. For me too

Or…or you could learn to live with it?

I’m dead Conner! I can’t live! I’m dead!!!

I’m friends with a ghost named Greta and she seems to “live” a very happy existance

Maybe she has accepted it then but I’m having a mid-dead crisis!

Oh god! This means that I am immortal too? This is horrible, forever sixteen!

Oh my gosh being sixteen forever that’s so horrible. You probably don’t know this but I can’t age physically due to being a clone :/ 

I’ve seen vampires that can age :/

Really? Well, I suppose I won’t be the only forever sixteen year old one then, but it still sucks. Being 25 forever would have been better

Not all vampires can’t age we don’t know if you’ll age or not yet, but yeah i feel you on the whole being stuck as a sixteen year old forever. Being a bit older would be better. 

Yeah but won’t I probably age really slowly then, because you know dead…

Well you might not be dead. And we don’t know anything about you yet. Some vamps age into young adulthood, some age slowly, some can control their aging, and some don’t age at all. 

Hal, buddy, if you say 50 shades of grey is a fucking literally masterpiece I’m going to strangle you.

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Jokes on you, someone actually gets strangled.

Twilight would be my favorite actually. I read books for the plot.

You are trolling us right now aren’t you? 

The part about Twilight being my favorite book, or that I read books for the plot?

Um both

Dead serious. I thought Twilight was actually pretty good. I also don’t read that many books so it’s my favorite one so far. As for the other part…

I totally read books for the plot.

Hal Jordan is cancelled 

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How long do you think I can survive without having to drink blood? Because I’m getting really thirsty but blood is disgusting

A couple of days maybe a week…

Is coconut water a good substitute for blood? Some anon said that and I have been able to keep it down, but I’m still thirsty…

I need to find a cure fast!

What if there isn’t a cure? 

Then I suppose I’ll have to take you up on your offer on that trip to metropolis

Wait no don’t go to Metropolis they have -gasp- sunlight 

Exactly, if there isn’t a cure, I will have to get rid of this vampirism permanently. For me too

Or…or you could learn to live with it?

I’m dead Conner! I can’t live! I’m dead!!!

I’m friends with a ghost named Greta and she seems to “live” a very happy existance

Maybe she has accepted it then but I’m having a mid-dead crisis!

Oh god! This means that I am immortal too? This is horrible, forever sixteen!

Oh my gosh being sixteen forever that’s so horrible. You probably don’t know this but I can’t age physically due to being a clone :/ 

I’ve seen vampires that can age :/

Really? Well, I suppose I won’t be the only forever sixteen year old one then, but it still sucks. Being 25 forever would have been better

Not all vampires can’t age we don’t know if you’ll age or not yet, but yeah i feel you on the whole being stuck as a sixteen year old forever. Being a bit older would be better. 

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How long do you think I can survive without having to drink blood? Because I’m getting really thirsty but blood is disgusting

A couple of days maybe a week…

Is coconut water a good substitute for blood? Some anon said that and I have been able to keep it down, but I’m still thirsty…

I need to find a cure fast!

What if there isn’t a cure? 

Then I suppose I’ll have to take you up on your offer on that trip to metropolis

Wait no don’t go to Metropolis they have -gasp- sunlight 

Exactly, if there isn’t a cure, I will have to get rid of this vampirism permanently. For me too

Or…or you could learn to live with it?

I’m dead Conner! I can’t live! I’m dead!!!

I’m friends with a ghost named Greta and she seems to “live” a very happy existance

Maybe she has accepted it then but I’m having a mid-dead crisis!

Oh god! This means that I am immortal too? This is horrible, forever sixteen!

Oh my gosh being sixteen forever that’s so horrible. You probably don’t know this but I can’t age physically due to being a clone :/ 

I’ve seen vampires that can age :/

We all know the batfam are vampires don’t deny it!

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@connerkent-speaks you’ll never know for sure

Vampires can’t just walk into houses, they need to be invited! Bats break in all the time! We can’t be vampires, or we need to be magical enhanced vampires or something

Like B doesn’t own most of Gotham

He owns only like, half of Gotham. But I see your point. And in the other half we were probably invited one way or another.

Am I a vampire without realising it? Shit, are we vampires?

Only Babs and Alf know for sure

@duke-thomas-suggestions Not all vampires need to be invited in. The lore for vampires changes a lot. 

Jesus fucking Christ! That makes it even worse! Could I really be a vampire and not know it?

Did you never wonder why Gotham is always so dark? Full of improbably tall buildings and no clear history?

@duke-thomas-suggestions @jasontoddspeaks Maybe you two should try stepping into the sunlight in Metrpolis. Or on second thought maybe not. 

With light on the recent conversation, I will hold of doing that until I have a clear view on exactly what I am

Get a mirror then you’ll know for sure. It’s a safe way of testing to see if you are a vampire. 

It’s not easy to find a mirror with a real silver back and not a fake one though, but I’m sure there must be one in the manor somewhere.

Sadly enough I’m stuck watching my two deaged sisters in the Nygma warehouse.

Do you need any help with getting a mirror or watching your sisters? 

You can always bring a mirror, and help me tie my sisters and deaged adopted dad up so I can safely lock them in the warehouse? With Roy to watch them?

-Kon super speeds to grab a silver mirror and some rope to tie up Duke’s family- Alright I’m here @arsenal-suggestion can you help us?

Hey man I’m sneaking over to Bludhaven with dad until he goes back to normal, no-can-do 

That’s okay Roy. @duke-thomas-suggestions Roy is unable to help 

@arsenal-suggestion Roy you dirty bastard! Get back here! You do not leave me with those two demonspawns alone! I will drink your blood and kill you! Oh shit, did I just say that? Why did I just say that? I didn’t mean to say that!

Duke….

Oh no, that’s a disappointed tone. Those kids are monsters alright! Monsters!

…….

I know I’m technically the monster right now, but they are a lot more horrible! And manipulative! And dangerous, they keep finding weapons!

Well where are the weapons stashed? Maybe I can get to them before they do and take them away? 

They are stashed away safely to my knowledge! I don’t knew where they keep finding them!

Maybe they use black magic? 

I don’t think they have any magic…

Then I have no idea where they keep getting the weapons from 

Me neither, so I’m going to tie them up!

-hands Duke a rope- We should search them for weapons before we tie them up