Hal, buddy, if you say 50 shades of grey is a fucking literally masterpiece I’m going to strangle you.

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Jokes on you, someone actually gets strangled.

Twilight would be my favorite actually. I read books for the plot.

You are trolling us right now aren’t you? 

The part about Twilight being my favorite book, or that I read books for the plot?

Um both

Dead serious. I thought Twilight was actually pretty good. I also don’t read that many books so it’s my favorite one so far. As for the other part…

I totally read books for the plot.

Hal Jordan is cancelled 

Hal just reblogged and liked this post from me but didn’t add a single thing to it.It means he agrees that he should be cancelled. 

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