Dick Grayson: *does some epic flips out of a 2-story window and runs away from Wayne Manor*
Bruce Wayne, watching: God damn look at that fucker go I better put a cape on that son of a dead bitch
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Imagine Bruce inviting Clark over to Wayne Manor and arriving to find the Bat kids in total chaos.
Over the course of the comics and the extremely messed-up DC continuity
Bruce: *brings home Richard*
Bruce: I is batdad now
Alfred: Oh goodie, Master Bruce, a child! He will brighten up this manor in no time!
Bruce: *brings home Jason*
Bruce: I GOT ANOTHER ONE 😀
Alfred: Oh, a brother for Master Richard… well, the more the merrier!
Bruce: *brings home Tim*
Bruce: ALFRED LOOK!!!
Alfred: … very well, Master Bruce…
Bruce: *brings home Cass*
Bruce: I GOT A GIRL THIS TIME!!!
Alfred: *sigh* we really need to have a chat, Master Bruce.
Bruce: *brings home Damian*
Bruce: ALFRED I MADE A THING THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT I MADE :))))
Alfred: …. no more, Master Bruce. Five is enough.
Bruce: *brings home Helena*
Bruce: A SMOL PRETTY DAUGHTER I MADE WITH SELINA ALFRED PLEASE
Alfred: …
Dick: So, yeah, uh, Kory’s pregnant.
Kory: *has Mar’i*
Kory: *dies of some illness*
Dick: *asks Bruce to babysit Mar’i one day*
Bruce: *brings home Mar’i*
Bruce: ALFRED I HAVE A GRANDDAU-
Alfred: NO
damian wayne: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever I’m really sensitive.
Hey Tim can…I talk or hang with you…?
Hey Kon. Of course you can. Do you wanna fly around Metropolis and talk? We haven’t done that in awhile.
That sounds like a good idea =)Â
Great! I’ll pack some snacks. =)
Yeah and since you have wings now you can fly on your own.Â
Why does comics keep trying to make my brothers turn evil? First Chris now Jon? What is happening? Is there only allowed to be one Super/Kent child?Â
Talia and Ra’s al Ghul: *put Jason Todd in a Lazarus Pit*
Jason: *goes insane*
Taila and Ra’s al Ghul:
jon kent: hey, be nicer to me, or-
damian wayne: or what? you’re not gonna do anything to me.
jon kent: or- or when we’re older, I’ll marry mar’i, and become a member of your family, and then we’ll both annoy you every day for the rest of your life!
damian wayne: *GASP* you wouldn’t dare!
jon kent: try me! take a good look at your future nephew-in-law!
mar’i grayson: 😀
jon kent: 😀
mar’i grayson: 😀
jon kent: 😀
mar’i grayson and jon kent: 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damian wayne: great, now there’s two of them.
@damianwaynespeaks @jonkentspeaks and I don’t know Mar’is blog urlÂ
@marigrayson-speaks!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m leaving
Deep down you know you love it 🙂
No. No I do not. I wish it would stop. But does it? No. Never.Â
@damianwaynespeaks 😀Â
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