Over the course of the comics and the extremely messed-up DC continuity

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Bruce: *brings home Richard*

Bruce: I is batdad now

Alfred: Oh goodie, Master Bruce, a child! He will brighten up this manor in no time!

Bruce: *brings home Jason*

Bruce: I GOT ANOTHER ONE 😀

Alfred: Oh, a brother for Master Richard… well, the more the merrier!

Bruce: *brings home Tim*

Bruce: ALFRED LOOK!!!

Alfred: … very well, Master Bruce…

Bruce: *brings home Cass*

Bruce: I GOT A GIRL THIS TIME!!!

Alfred: *sigh* we really need to have a chat, Master Bruce.

Bruce: *brings home Damian*

Bruce: ALFRED I MADE A THING THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT I MADE :))))

Alfred: …. no more, Master Bruce. Five is enough.

Bruce: *brings home Helena*

Bruce: A SMOL PRETTY DAUGHTER I MADE WITH SELINA ALFRED PLEASE

Alfred: …

Dick: So, yeah, uh, Kory’s pregnant.

Kory: *has Mar’i*

Kory: *dies of some illness*

Dick: *asks Bruce to babysit Mar’i one day*

Bruce: *brings home Mar’i*

Bruce: ALFRED I HAVE A GRANDDAU-

Alfred: NO