reena-jenkins:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Look y’all, I’m just saying– the Wayne kids are celebrities.

And Wikipedia articles can be edited by anyone.

Jason keeps changing the “Born” and “Died” dates on his profile. He also changes the “Resting Place” location on his entry, depending on where he’s eating lunch – every so often, Jason Todd’s final resting place says Gotham Cemetery, but it’s really a link to the online menu for a greasy spoon in the Suicide Slums. Sometimes it’s a link to the Arkham Assylum wikipedia page. Sometimes it’s a link to the Dunkin Donuts Rewards Program signup page. 

Dick likes to edit Damian’s “Awards and Nominations” subheading, to brag about his school accomplishments. There’s a surprising number of science fair, mathletes, and spelling bee accolades on Damian Wayne’s wikipedia page. In retaliation, Damian edits Dick’s profile photo – instead of the Wayne Industries stock photo, or Dick’s BPD headshot, Damian uploads a photo of Dick’s mullet.

Tim’s only edit is to say he’s two inches taller.

*tosses red Kryptonite making Jon split into Red and Blue again* Double the Jon’s for double the hugs M!A Red and Blue Split

jonkentspeaks:

damianwaynespeaks:

jonkentspeaks:

damianwaynespeaks:

jonkentspeaks:

damianwaynespeaks:

jonkentspeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

jonkentspeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

jonkentspeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

jonkentspeaks:

R: HECK

B: Don’t say the freaking heck word you idiot

R: Are you gonna stop me, you dingus?

B: MAYBE I WILL

-sees red Jon. Sees blue Jon- Two little brothers! 😆I have four siblings now. 

R: BRO

B: BRO

Both: BROOOOOOO

-hugs red and blue Jon- 

Both: *hugs back*

The fact that you’re both the same person but constantly argue is concerning 

B: We argue?

R: We argue all the time, what are you talking about?

B: No we don’t!

R: Yes we do!

B: No, we don’t!

R: We’re literally arguing right now you dingus!

@connerkent-speaks It’s even worse when they both start arguing about ME

B: Well duh. That’s cause you’re my best friend.

R: No. He’s my best friend!

B: We’re the same person!

R: So????

Oh my GOD

Both: WHAT!?

STOP FIGHTING FOR FUCK’S SAKE

B: ….. I can’t believe he would use a cuss word like that.

R: Yeah Dami. You should really watch your language.

B: I just hope Dick didn’t hear that.

R: Or worse. Alfred.

B: Oooooooh. That would be worse….

Do you want me to tag Dick and Alfred? 

rp-meme-glaceon:

Angsty Magic Anons

The Dream: Your Muse has fallen comatose and can’t be awoken. But I’m their mind, they are living a perfect vision of their life. Lasts for-

The Nightmare: Your muse is stuck in a horrible nightmare where everyone they care about has either died or abandoned them. Lasts for-

Grevious: Your Muse has been horribly injured. However, any type of treatment only seems to make their condition worse. Lasts for-

Cloned: Your Muse has been cloned without their permission. The clone has escaped their confinement’s and are now looking for Your muse and anyone who knows them. Lasts for-

Replaced: Your muse’s clone has found your muse, and they have locked them away somewhere and taken over their life. Lasts for-

Beast: Your muse has transformed into a creature of the anon’s choice. Lasts for-

Hunter: Your muse is being hunted down mercilessly. Anyone your muse comes into contact with is also subject to being a target. Lasts for-

Misunderstanding: Your Muse has been transformed into a creature of the anon’s choice and are now being tracked down by a skilled hunter who wishes to capture them. Lasts for-

Taken Over: Your Muse is being controlled by someone with malicious intent. Lasts for-