lex-luthor-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

lex-luthor-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

““Lex realizes that between his sister Lena, nephew Val, and offspring Kon, most of his family seems to have latent psionic powers, leading to his 2nd breakdown this week.””

— Superman #126 (via betterdccomicsplots)

@lex-luthor-suggestions I love giving you mental breakdowns 

Son please

Please what? You didn’t even finish your sentence. 

What? You were Supposed to be a perfect clone of Superman and I. You should’ve been a superpowered genius. Instead you inherited Superman’s constant need to annoy me!

Lexo I think you’re not realizing something here. I’ve inherited your intelligence I’m a genius and I didn’t even need to attend high school I already knew everything AND I got Superman’s desire to annoy you. And I obviously get my looks from Superman because that hair… oh I mean that lack of hair I certainly don’t get from you. 

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