““Lex realizes that between his sister Lena, nephew Val, and offspring Kon, most of his family seems to have latent psionic powers, leading to his 2nd breakdown this week.””
Please what? You didn’t even finish your sentence.
What? You were Supposed to be a perfect clone of Superman and I. You should’ve been a superpowered genius. Instead you inherited Superman’s constant need to annoy me!
Lexo I think you’re not realizing something here. I’ve inherited your intelligence I’m a genius and I didn’t even need to attend high school I already knew everything AND I got Superman’s desire to annoy you. And I obviously get my looks from Superman because that hair… oh I mean that lack of hair I certainly don’t get from you.
““Lex realizes that between his sister Lena, nephew Val, and offspring Kon, most of his family seems to have latent psionic powers, leading to his 2nd breakdown this week.””
Ridiculous. I know Clark Kent. He’s just another loser.
Hey Lex what’s my name?
Even if he was, why would he give you his last name? Didn’t you say you were named after Kent Nelson?
Why do you think I call Jon Kent and Chris Kent my brothers? Also Superman is my other biological father…
Yes, because I gave you his dna. You are a clone of both of us.
I’m saying Clark = Superman.
That’s the dumbest theory I’ve every heard. If it’s true, which it isn’t, I’d be highly disappointed.
Dude it’s not some dumb theory, you just have your head so far up your a.. that you can’t see what’s right in front of you. -Kon puts on a pair of glasses and talks with a Southern accent- Howdy y’all it’s Conner Kent here. Clark Kent’s son.
Don’t try to fool me. I am aware that Kryptonians have the power to change their voice. Superman and Supergirl have done it many times.
I see what’s happening here? Yyou think I’m trying to make a fool out of you oh please Lex you already do that all on your own.
Ridiculous. I know Clark Kent. He’s just another loser.
Hey Lex what’s my name?
Even if he was, why would he give you his last name? Didn’t you say you were named after Kent Nelson?
Why do you think I call Jon Kent and Chris Kent my brothers? Also Superman is my other biological father…
Yes, because I gave you his dna. You are a clone of both of us.
I’m saying Clark = Superman.
That’s the dumbest theory I’ve every heard. If it’s true, which it isn’t, I’d be highly disappointed.
Dude it’s not some dumb theory, you just have your head so far up your a.. that you can’t see what’s right in front of you. -Kon puts on a pair of glasses and talks with a Southern accent- Howdy y’all it’s Conner Kent here. Clark Kent’s son.
Superboy 