M!A Duke is six years old and is still a vampire. Since he’s size he doesn’t really understand that he needs to stay away from the sun.

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Wha- what’s happening? Where am I? Where are my parents?

Duke? What happened to you? 

Who are you? How do you know me?

My mom says I shouldn’t talk to strangers

-Conner takes his jacket and glasses off to reveal the Superboy logo- I’m Superboy 😎

I don’t know a Superboy. Are you like Superman?

Yes I am. I’m related to Superman too. 

Oh cool! So you’re his family? Are you his son?

Can you fly? Can I fly with you?

Of course I can fly, and you can fly too if you turn into a bat 

But I can’t turn into a bat! Please fly me?

Yes you can Duke you’re a vampire. And if you don’t believe me you can run your finger over the points of your fangs. 

Vampires don’t exist! Some lady tried to sell me that too already! But Vampires don’t exist, mom told me that and mom is always right!

Duke you have fangs. I know your mom told you they don’t exist, but she dint know that they existed. She didn’t know about magic at the time. 

I just have sharp teeth? I can’t be a vampire! I already keep having people talk to me I don’t know and don’t remember! I can’t be a vampire and not remember it! *his eyes fill with tears and his lower lip is wobbly*

-Kon stands on his knees so that Duke can easily look at him. He places a hand on Duke’s shoulder. He doesn’t know if Duke wants to be hugged since Duke really can’t remember Conner- Duke I know this is scary, but I promise you’re gonna be okay. We’ll find a way to fix this buddy. -Conner hands Duke a silver mirror- Duke it’s gonna be okay. 

*hands the mirror back to Conner* I think your thing is broken. I’m not sure what it should do but it doesn’t seem to be doing it. *silent tears are running down his face and he wipes them angrily away with his sleeve*

Duke it’s not broken. I know this is scary, but you remember when Talia gave you blood to drink and didn’t you think the blood tasted better than candy? 

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The Batfam as quotes I’ve heard in my day-to-day life

Dick: “Want to play I Spy?” (“Fuck off.”) “Well I spy a bad attitude.”

Barbara, turning off a music video: “Sorry, but I’m legally required to not let you watch this because if you do you’ll get pregnant.”

Jason: “I’ve never done it before, but if I did cocaine I would do so much.”

Cass: “I have a million thousand true loves and they’re all milk.”

Tim: “We ran out of saltines??? God, I should have just killed myself three years ago.”

Steph in the middle of the night, softly but with feeling: “You were the chosen one, Anakin. You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them.”

Duke, watching his siblings argue: “Yeah, you tell him! I’m not on your side, but you tell him!”

Harper, going through her yearbook: “Bitch, bitch, bitch, I actually liked her but she turned out to be a bitch, bitch, b—“

Damian: “You know, my mom saved the world once.” (“How?”) “By having me.”

Bruce: *glances at phone* “Oh look, fly porn.”