sohotthateveryonedied:

The Batfam as quotes I’ve heard in my day-to-day life

Dick: “Want to play I Spy?” (“Fuck off.”) “Well I spy a bad attitude.”

Barbara, turning off a music video: “Sorry, but I’m legally required to not let you watch this because if you do you’ll get pregnant.”

Jason: “I’ve never done it before, but if I did cocaine I would do so much.”

Cass: “I have a million thousand true loves and they’re all milk.”

Tim: “We ran out of saltines??? God, I should have just killed myself three years ago.”

Steph in the middle of the night, softly but with feeling: “You were the chosen one, Anakin. You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them.”

Duke, watching his siblings argue: “Yeah, you tell him! I’m not on your side, but you tell him!”

Harper, going through her yearbook: “Bitch, bitch, bitch, I actually liked her but she turned out to be a bitch, bitch, b—“

Damian: “You know, my mom saved the world once.” (“How?”) “By having me.”

Bruce: *glances at phone* “Oh look, fly porn.”