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Suggestion #6

Appreciate your children

Even if they’re rebelling teenagers who ruin your vehicles…

Once again not a 16 year old. I just can’t age thanks to you. 

You’re right, you’re not a teenager. Technically, you’re only 5.

I know that. Technically five yet still capable of drinking and driving. I’ve got to say I’ve accomplsihed way more than you did when you were five. 

Lex you deserve more rebellious teens trashing your stuff. But only saying that because yout an ass.

And okay… Connor keep that up I’m dragging you off to be a kid for a bit. Or at least until we get kicked out of an amusement park.

I mean… If ya want.

…stay safe

-pulls @chriskent-speaks away from Mira for a moment- What’s going on? 

No idea what you mean

👀 Chris. What’s going on? 

Nothing. Go have fun.

-raises an eyebrow- Yeah no something is going on 

I’ve signed you up for the “We Hate Zod More Than You Club” and the “We Hate Lex More Than You Club” the clubs are basically plans to ruin them. We’re gonna make for the Joker as well.

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Can I get in on all of them?

There should be a, “We Hate Slade Wilson More Than You,” club.

@taramarkov-speaks @dickgrayson-speaks

I’m joining that club as well 

Thank you

We have one for Lex, The Joker, and Zod too 

Don’t ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Cause if i can help someone atleast I won’t have died in vain

This is so important, you all don’t even understand. 

If you are reading this and feel like no on is on your side, I am. I will always be on your side. I will not be against you. I will stand by you. 

Because your life fucking matters. Don’t you dare think it doesn’t. 

When you see it

❤️pleasebuse these numbers if needed.
And please REBLOG!!

You’ll get through it

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Suggestion #6

Appreciate your children

Even if they’re rebelling teenagers who ruin your vehicles…

Once again not a 16 year old. I just can’t age thanks to you. 

You’re right, you’re not a teenager. Technically, you’re only 5.

I know that. Technically five yet still capable of drinking and driving. I’ve got to say I’ve accomplsihed way more than you did when you were five. 

Lex you deserve more rebellious teens trashing your stuff. But only saying that because yout an ass.

And okay… Connor keep that up I’m dragging you off to be a kid for a bit. Or at least until we get kicked out of an amusement park.

I mean… If ya want.

…stay safe

-pulls @chriskent-speaks away from Mira for a moment- What’s going on? 

No idea what you mean

👀 Chris. What’s going on? 

M!A Duke is six years old and is still a vampire. Since he’s size he doesn’t really understand that he needs to stay away from the sun.

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Wha- what’s happening? Where am I? Where are my parents?

Duke? What happened to you? 

Who are you? How do you know me?

My mom says I shouldn’t talk to strangers

-Conner takes his jacket and glasses off to reveal the Superboy logo- I’m Superboy 😎

I don’t know a Superboy. Are you like Superman?

Yes I am. I’m related to Superman too. 

Oh cool! So you’re his family? Are you his son?

Can you fly? Can I fly with you?

Of course I can fly, and you can fly too if you turn into a bat 

But I can’t turn into a bat! Please fly me?

Yes you can Duke you’re a vampire. And if you don’t believe me you can run your finger over the points of your fangs. 

Vampires don’t exist! Some lady tried to sell me that too already! But Vampires don’t exist, mom told me that and mom is always right!

Duke you have fangs. I know your mom told you they don’t exist, but she dint know that they existed. She didn’t know about magic at the time. 

I just have sharp teeth? I can’t be a vampire! I already keep having people talk to me I don’t know and don’t remember! I can’t be a vampire and not remember it! *his eyes fill with tears and his lower lip is wobbly*

-Kon stands on his knees so that Duke can easily look at him. He places a hand on Duke’s shoulder. He doesn’t know if Duke wants to be hugged since Duke really can’t remember Conner- Duke I know this is scary, but I promise you’re gonna be okay. We’ll find a way to fix this buddy. -Conner hands Duke a silver mirror- Duke it’s gonna be okay. 

*hands the mirror back to Conner* I think your thing is broken. I’m not sure what it should do but it doesn’t seem to be doing it. *silent tears are running down his face and he wipes them angrily away with his sleeve*

Duke it’s not broken. I know this is scary, but you remember when Talia gave you blood to drink and didn’t you think the blood tasted better than candy? 

It was just a good smoothie *pouts and looks down* I don’t want to be a vampire

I know Duke we’ll find a cure, but in the mean time do you want another smoothie? 

*shrugs and then grins* if you drink one too!

Duke I can’t its blood it’s not good for my body 

But don’t you die without blood too?

I’m not a vampire Duke I can’t drink blood.

But don’t you die without blood?

My body produces blood, your body doesn’t which is why you have to drink blood. 

Can I drink your blood?

One I don’t think your fangs can puncture my skin and two my blood contains sunlight. Superman was bit by a vampire and the vampire was hurt. 

*pouts* I don’t like it. Why does your blood have sunlight?

I’m a Kryptonian I get my power from the sun. And my body absorbs sunlight. 

Oh! That’s cool! Can I be like that too?

No Duke you can’t. I’m an alien that’s why I’m like this. 

That’s unfair! I wanna be an alien!

You are an alien to me =) 

Really? That’s so cool! I’M AN ALIEN!!!!

Yes you are Duke. And it’s awesome to be an alien. 

Yes! It is! This is amazing! Can we go do alien stuff?

Alien stuff? What kind of alien stuff? 

I don’t know, you have been an alien longer than me. What do aliens do for fun?

Fly? Hunt humans? Scare humans? Make alien marks in crops?

Well yeah we do fly. We don’t hunt or scare humans and since my family are farmers we don’t abduct cows or make crop circles. 

But, that’s boring. Boooooring…

I’m bored. Can we play?

Of course we can go play 

M!A Duke is six years old and is still a vampire. Since he’s size he doesn’t really understand that he needs to stay away from the sun.

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Wha- what’s happening? Where am I? Where are my parents?

Duke? What happened to you? 

Who are you? How do you know me?

My mom says I shouldn’t talk to strangers

-Conner takes his jacket and glasses off to reveal the Superboy logo- I’m Superboy 😎

I don’t know a Superboy. Are you like Superman?

Yes I am. I’m related to Superman too. 

Oh cool! So you’re his family? Are you his son?

Can you fly? Can I fly with you?

Of course I can fly, and you can fly too if you turn into a bat 

But I can’t turn into a bat! Please fly me?

Yes you can Duke you’re a vampire. And if you don’t believe me you can run your finger over the points of your fangs. 

Vampires don’t exist! Some lady tried to sell me that too already! But Vampires don’t exist, mom told me that and mom is always right!

Duke you have fangs. I know your mom told you they don’t exist, but she dint know that they existed. She didn’t know about magic at the time. 

I just have sharp teeth? I can’t be a vampire! I already keep having people talk to me I don’t know and don’t remember! I can’t be a vampire and not remember it! *his eyes fill with tears and his lower lip is wobbly*

-Kon stands on his knees so that Duke can easily look at him. He places a hand on Duke’s shoulder. He doesn’t know if Duke wants to be hugged since Duke really can’t remember Conner- Duke I know this is scary, but I promise you’re gonna be okay. We’ll find a way to fix this buddy. -Conner hands Duke a silver mirror- Duke it’s gonna be okay. 

*hands the mirror back to Conner* I think your thing is broken. I’m not sure what it should do but it doesn’t seem to be doing it. *silent tears are running down his face and he wipes them angrily away with his sleeve*

Duke it’s not broken. I know this is scary, but you remember when Talia gave you blood to drink and didn’t you think the blood tasted better than candy? 

It was just a good smoothie *pouts and looks down* I don’t want to be a vampire

I know Duke we’ll find a cure, but in the mean time do you want another smoothie? 

*shrugs and then grins* if you drink one too!

Duke I can’t its blood it’s not good for my body 

But don’t you die without blood too?

I’m not a vampire Duke I can’t drink blood.

But don’t you die without blood?

My body produces blood, your body doesn’t which is why you have to drink blood. 

Can I drink your blood?

One I don’t think your fangs can puncture my skin and two my blood contains sunlight. Superman was bit by a vampire and the vampire was hurt. 

*pouts* I don’t like it. Why does your blood have sunlight?

I’m a Kryptonian I get my power from the sun. And my body absorbs sunlight. 

Oh! That’s cool! Can I be like that too?

No Duke you can’t. I’m an alien that’s why I’m like this. 

That’s unfair! I wanna be an alien!

You are an alien to me =) 

Really? That’s so cool! I’M AN ALIEN!!!!

Yes you are Duke. And it’s awesome to be an alien. 

Yes! It is! This is amazing! Can we go do alien stuff?

Alien stuff? What kind of alien stuff? 

I don’t know, you have been an alien longer than me. What do aliens do for fun?

Fly? Hunt humans? Scare humans? Make alien marks in crops?

Well yeah we do fly. We don’t hunt or scare humans and since my family are farmers we don’t abduct cows or make crop circles. 

musicaltechgeek:

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lex-luthor-suggestions:

Suggestion #6

Appreciate your children

Even if they’re rebelling teenagers who ruin your vehicles…

Once again not a 16 year old. I just can’t age thanks to you. 

You’re right, you’re not a teenager. Technically, you’re only 5.

I know that. Technically five yet still capable of drinking and driving. I’ve got to say I’ve accomplsihed way more than you did when you were five. 

Lex you deserve more rebellious teens trashing your stuff. But only saying that because yout an ass.

And okay… Connor keep that up I’m dragging you off to be a kid for a bit. Or at least until we get kicked out of an amusement park.

I mean… If ya want.

I’m okay I guess, I don’t think I really can be a kid, and I’ve never been to an amusement park before…