duke-thomas-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

duke-thomas-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

duke-thomas-suggestions:

Wait, what happened?

@connerkent-speaks what are we doing? What is going on? I am so confused right now. The last thing I remember is being a vampire suddenly? And smoothies?

*feels teeth* nope, not a vampire anymore. Oh thank god. Did we find a cure?

What? No last thing I remember was telling you we could go play if you wanted to and now you’re back to normal? 

We could go play? Why would we play? Okay how? I don’t remember that at all.

You were six years old Duke… 

I was what? Oh for fucks sake, I’m done. I am so done. Six? For real? I hope I wasn’t a terrible kid?

No you just kept wanting to be human again and play in the sun and someone convinced you that a cassowary which is a giant bird ate your mom and dad 

duke-thomas-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

duke-thomas-suggestions:

Wait, what happened?

@connerkent-speaks what are we doing? What is going on? I am so confused right now. The last thing I remember is being a vampire suddenly? And smoothies?

*feels teeth* nope, not a vampire anymore. Oh thank god. Did we find a cure?

What? No last thing I remember was telling you we could go play if you wanted to and now you’re back to normal? 

We could go play? Why would we play? Okay how? I don’t remember that at all.

You were six years old Duke… 

musicaltechgeek:

connerkent-speaks:

musicaltechgeek:

connerkent-speaks:

lex-luthor-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

lex-luthor-suggestions:

lex-luthor-suggestions:

Suggestion #6

Appreciate your children

Even if they’re rebelling teenagers who ruin your vehicles…

Once again not a 16 year old. I just can’t age thanks to you. 

You’re right, you’re not a teenager. Technically, you’re only 5.

I know that. Technically five yet still capable of drinking and driving. I’ve got to say I’ve accomplsihed way more than you did when you were five. 

Lex you deserve more rebellious teens trashing your stuff. But only saying that because yout an ass.

And okay… Connor keep that up I’m dragging you off to be a kid for a bit. Or at least until we get kicked out of an amusement park.

I mean… If ya want.

I’m okay I guess, I don’t think I really can be a kid, and I’ve never been to an amusement park before…

You know if a failed weapon can act like a kid pretty sure you can. As long as we avoid water parks I’ll be fine.

Why do we have to avoid the water parks?