@connerkent-speaks what are we doing? What is going on? I am so confused right now. The last thing I remember is being a vampire suddenly? And smoothies?
*feels teeth* nope, not a vampire anymore. Oh thank god. Did we find a cure?
What? No last thing I remember was telling you we could go play if you wanted to and now you’re back to normal?
We could go play? Why would we play? Okay how? I don’t remember that at all.
You were six years old Duke…
I was what? Oh for fucks sake, I’m done. I am so done. Six? For real? I hope I wasn’t a terrible kid?
No you just kept wanting to be human again and play in the sun and someone convinced you that a cassowary which is a giant bird ate your mom and dad
Yeah, that sounds like me I guess.
And really? That’s just mean. Probably Nina or Roy or Query.
Yeah it was really sad watching you cry about cassowaries
I cried? Of course I did.
Thanks for watching out for me Conner. And to not let me walk into the sun.
@connerkent-speaks what are we doing? What is going on? I am so confused right now. The last thing I remember is being a vampire suddenly? And smoothies?
*feels teeth* nope, not a vampire anymore. Oh thank god. Did we find a cure?
What? No last thing I remember was telling you we could go play if you wanted to and now you’re back to normal?
We could go play? Why would we play? Okay how? I don’t remember that at all.
You were six years old Duke…
I was what? Oh for fucks sake, I’m done. I am so done. Six? For real? I hope I wasn’t a terrible kid?
No you just kept wanting to be human again and play in the sun and someone convinced you that a cassowary which is a giant bird ate your mom and dad
Yeah, that sounds like me I guess.
And really? That’s just mean. Probably Nina or Roy or Query.
Yeah it was really sad watching you cry about cassowaries
Hi! Whatta hell? Why am I here? Who are you?? Where’s B?
Um why is there a kid in here?
Wha- Superboy? Did Nightinass did this? It would be him. Batman will be sooo pissed at you if you don’t get out of my way right now
Who the heck are you? How did some random kid get inside the bat cave?
Hm. *realises he’s not wearing a mask* how did you get in the bat cave? No metas or supers in Gotham!
Okay first off, I need to get you out of here. And then I need to call Zatanna so she can make a spell to erase your mind. Also screw Batman and his no meta rule.
Screw you! She ain’t never touching my mind! *runs off in the direction of a safe*
-super speeds after Jason- Hey get back here kid. The only people allowed in this cave are the batfamily and those they invite in here. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin certainly didn’t invite you.
Like he invited you! Well, dumbo might’ve, but no way is B okay with that *hits panic button on the wall* who are the others, new jocks for your support group?
I was invited here by Red Hood okay. The others are batman’s sidekicks. Though if you call Red Hood a sidekick he’ll get mad. And how the heck did you know about the panic button?
There’s only one sidekick here, and you’re barely it clony. Were you hit with something? *starts to sneakily open a secret compartment* are you even Superboy?
You aren’t a sidekick. What do you think you’re Robin or something? Trust me there’s already a Robin. 4 Robin’s actually, and yes I am Superboy which is why I can see you trying to open a secret compartment.
Hi! Whatta hell? Why am I here? Who are you?? Where’s B?
Um why is there a kid in here?
Wha- Superboy? Did Nightinass did this? It would be him. Batman will be sooo pissed at you if you don’t get out of my way right now
Who the heck are you? How did some random kid get inside the bat cave?
Hm. *realises he’s not wearing a mask* how did you get in the bat cave? No metas or supers in Gotham!
Okay first off, I need to get you out of here. And then I need to call Zatanna so she can make a spell to erase your mind. Also screw Batman and his no meta rule.
Screw you! She ain’t never touching my mind! *runs off in the direction of a safe*
-super speeds after Jason- Hey get back here kid. The only people allowed in this cave are the batfamily and those they invite in here. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin certainly didn’t invite you.
Like he invited you! Well, dumbo might’ve, but no way is B okay with that *hits panic button on the wall* who are the others, new jocks for your support group?
I was invited here by Red Hood okay. The others are batman’s sidekicks. Though if you call Red Hood a sidekick he’ll get mad. And how the heck did you know about the panic button?
Superboy 