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Wait, what happened?

@connerkent-speaks what are we doing? What is going on? I am so confused right now. The last thing I remember is being a vampire suddenly? And smoothies?

*feels teeth* nope, not a vampire anymore. Oh thank god. Did we find a cure?

What? No last thing I remember was telling you we could go play if you wanted to and now you’re back to normal? 

We could go play? Why would we play? Okay how? I don’t remember that at all.

You were six years old Duke… 

I was what? Oh for fucks sake, I’m done. I am so done. Six? For real? I hope I wasn’t a terrible kid?

No you just kept wanting to be human again and play in the sun and someone convinced you that a cassowary which is a giant bird ate your mom and dad 

Yeah, that sounds like me I guess.

And really? That’s just mean. Probably Nina or Roy or Query.

Yeah it was really sad watching you cry about cassowaries 

I cried? Of course I did.

Thanks for watching out for me Conner. And to not let me walk into the sun.

You’re welcome. 

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