forwhateveryouwant:

Tim Drake age 13 [playing truth or dare with his team]: dare

Conner: i dare you to tell us your deepest darkest secret!

Tim: that’s cheating!

Conner: says who? You’re just too scared of the Bat to confess your secret identity!

Tim: I… you can’t tell anyone, okay!

Bart: ohmygod he’s gonna do it

Tim [on the verge of tears]: my darkest secret…

Tim: i tell everyone I’m 5’ 3’’ but actually I’m 5’ 2’’ and three quarters

Conner: the fuck?

Tim [sobbing]: I’m not even 5’ 3’’ why the hell am i so short

Bart: wow I’m so glad he’s the fearless leader of our group