mar’i grayson: [shoots a bad guy in the chest with one of her star bolts so hard he gets knocked down] he’s not getting back up! uncle jason, is he dead?!?!?
jason todd: no, sweetie! he’s just sleeping it off!
jason todd: [to damian wayne] there’s no cops here! we take this to our GRAVES!
Tim: JUST GREAT! I HATE MY LIFE!
Dick: Is everything okay, Timmy?
Tim: NO, MY LIFE IS EMPTY AND WORTHLESS! I WANNA DIE!
Dick: What’s wrong?
Tim: THE COFFEE MAKER BROKE!
@lex-luthor-suggestions That one time I introduced Lex to Megan and he almost had a heart attack
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