batfam-curedmy-anxiety:

So the supersons use walkie talkies but what if they used these ones 😂😂😂

@jonkent-speaks @damianwaynespeaks 

batfamily-insta:

randombatthings:

Things Alfred has definitely said in Wayne Manor

“Master Bruce, need I remind you that I still have that photo of you when you didn’t listen to my advice…yes, that photo.”

“Master Jason, I understand that we have actual food in the house, meaning you don’t need to eat tidepods.”

“Master Damian, I may not be Batman but I know a lot of things around here. Including your plan to sneak out today.”

“MASTER DICK!”

“Ace is my favorite son.”

“I told you not to go after him, now look what had happened.”

*sigh*

*eyebrow raise*

*sips tea*

““Your friends Bart and Conner are coming. Well it’s a good thing I ordered 20 pizzas.” 

neeblu:

Smile!

arabian-batboy:

One taught me love

One taught me patience

One taught me pain

Another one also taught me pain

Matter of fact, I think all of them taught me pain at one point?

In conclusion, I need to find a better orphanage to get kids from.

Cass is a Star Wars fan awesome 

incorrectbatfamiliaquotes:

bruce wayne: all these al-ghul servants talia sent to wayne manor are going back to the league of assassins tomorrow.

alfred pennyworth: very good, sir. but, couldn’t we just keep one on staff to help me with the laundry? there’s just-SO MUCH LAUNDRY, MASTER BRUCE!