Things Alfred has definitely said in Wayne Manor
“Master Bruce, need I remind you that I still have that photo of you when you didn’t listen to my advice…yes, that photo.”
“Master Jason, I understand that we have actual food in the house, meaning you don’t need to eat tidepods.”
“Master Damian, I may not be Batman but I know a lot of things around here. Including your plan to sneak out today.”
“MASTER DICK!”
“Ace is my favorite son.”
“I told you not to go after him, now look what had happened.”
*sigh*
*eyebrow raise*
*sips tea*
““Your friends Bart and Conner are coming. Well it’s a good thing I ordered 20 pizzas.”
Superboy 