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bruce wayne ft. a shirt my dad wears around the house and his children having dumb bitch energy
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Sounds fake
Well okay
Hal Jordan: doesn’t having teenagers working with you get frustrating?
Batman: Yes
Batman: two words. Growth spurts
Batman: we have to redo their outfits every other month because they grow so much
Batman: they eat everything. It’s like their stomach is a black hole
Batman: they get lanky and awkward so it’s a constant battle of relearning their center of balance and hand eye coordination
Hal: yes but I mean as far as hormones-
Batman: literally all of them are less moody little brats than u
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I’m a bit more than just beautiful though.
New game go to urban dictionary lookup your muses name and then post the top definition.
The Batfamily As Bird Memes
Bruce:
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Damian:
Cassandra:
Stephanie:
Barbara:
(Bonus) Alfred:
dick probably brings damian up in conversations purposefully to people who dont know him so when they go ‘whos damian?’ dick can pull out the 50 pictures he keeps in his wallet and go ‘im so glad you asked’ like the soccer mom he rly is
a wallet for every sibling.
Batfamily as out of context parks and rec (part2).
Batkids talking about Bruce:
Selina (to-be batfam member):
Dick:
Jason:
Tim (after 3 continuous all-nighters):
Bruce:
Damian:
























