forwhateveryouwant:

Hal Jordan: doesn’t having teenagers working with you get frustrating?

Batman: Yes

Batman: two words. Growth spurts

Batman: we have to redo their outfits every other month because they grow so much

Batman: they eat everything. It’s like their stomach is a black hole

Batman: they get lanky and awkward so it’s a constant battle of relearning their center of balance and hand eye coordination

Hal: yes but I mean as far as hormones-

Batman: literally all of them are less moody little brats than u