purplesparkles-andgoldenlassos:
Hi! Whatta hell? Why am I here? Who are you?? Where’s B?
Jason! So small! Awww.
….Jason?
Bruce! *flings himself at him to hug him* where have you been? Everyone’s insane, is it Scarecraw? Where’s Alf? Are we going out?
*Catches Jason and hugs him tightly, even though his hands are shaking* No…no, it’s not Scarecrow. You…you’ve lost your memories. This is the future, champ.
*thumps his head against Bruce, while snuggling into him* so, that’s why Dickbrain has a kid and I have a tail? Did Zatanna sent me another birthday ‘present’? And who are all those weirdos in the cave? And why is Superboy in Gotham?
Why are you shaking? Did you not take Alfy’s meds again?
Yeah…that’s why. It’s not Zatanna, but I might have to ask her to fix this. Conner is here because he’s your friend and you asked him to come before you lost your memories.
I’m just glad I…get to hug you again. One more time.
..oh. I’m dead, then?
Wait, no. I asked Superboy to come here? Did I lose my arms or something?
Jason? Wow, this is how old you were when you got adopted.
Hey! No one’s adopting me. Who’re you, preety lady?
Jason this is Helene she’s your sister. Also wait whose watching your kids Jason?
Superboy 