oh-mother-of-darkness:

The complete list of punishable offenses committed inside Wayne Manor, November 2018:

• sprayed “pest repellant” every time a sibling entered the room
• failed to warn family members of the presence of reporters (note: siblings in costume forced to hide in the pantry during forty minute interview)
• snuck out while grounded, left window open during a rainstorm
• purchased and consumed three dozen oatmeal creme pies
• commanded dog to drool on sibling’s casework 
• refused to participate in obligatory nap hour
• repeated escape attempts during obligatory nap hour (note: four instances) (further note: interrupted other family members’ naps)
• inappropriate language re: obligatory nap hour
• insufficient wound care
• extreme spoon hoarding, complained about lack of spoons in the kitchen (note: search of guilty party’s room found 27 spoons, further 9 in adjoining bathroom)