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Suggestion #6

Appreciate your children

Even if they’re rebelling teenagers who ruin your vehicles…

Once again not a 16 year old. I just can’t age thanks to you. 

You’re right, you’re not a teenager. Technically, you’re only 5.

I know that. Technically five yet still capable of drinking and driving. I’ve got to say I’ve accomplsihed way more than you did when you were five. 

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