Who has the creepier father? You or Tim?

One of my “dads” wears his underwear over his clothes and wears tights. My other “dad” is a muderous psychopath who is balding prematurely. Tim’s biological dad was never around when he was alive and Tim’s adoptive dad is an over dramatic goth who obsesses over gargoyles like a high school emo kid who also happens to sometimes neglect his kids. I think we both have ““creepy” dads.