Wally: Is the equipment secure?
Dick: Check
Wally: Utility belt loaded?
Dick: Check
Wally: Did you have breakfast?
Dick: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Wally: I added it because I care about you.
Dick: No, I did not have breakfast.
Wally: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Dick: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.
Wally: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.