lesbiangraysons:

i think it’s hilarious how the difference between batman and flash comics can really be boiled down to the characters’ names.  like, who lives in gotham?  you’ve got

• bruce wayne
• selina kyle
• harvey dent
• dick grayson
• tim drake
• edward nygma
• stephanie brown

and then all the flash characters are like

• bartholomew “barry” allen
• who the fuck names their child bartholomew?
• for that matter who the fuck names their child wallace
• that’s a terrible name
• especially since it’s wallace rudolph.  that poor kid.
• hartley rathaway.  idk where to begin even with hartley rathaway.
• james jesse would be OK if it weren’t a fucking folk tale reference
• i’d like to know who comes up with a name like leonard snart.  i want to fight them.
• for real tho is eobard even a name ???? what is that

tbh iris west is fucking blessed with a beautiful name in a city of parents who hated their children