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who gave hal jordan the power to protect a whole chunk of the universe???
i wouldn’t even let him protect my yard bc it would be in flames after like 5 min

What do you mean? I’m a very responsible individual.

No you aren’t

I haven’t done anything stupid in years.

Just yesterday you tried to put a WHOLE watermelon into a blender. 

Yeah, but nothing was set on fire so..

-smoke alarm goes off- You just had to jinx yourself didn’t ya? 

*extinguishes fire* As I was saying, I haven’t done anything stupid in years.

Hmm yes I see that. Oh but what about when you drunk texted Bruce and asked him out on a date?