How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection

brucewayne-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

brucewayne-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

vampireapologist:

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

@brucewayne-speaks have you been hit by a car backing up??

@kylerayner-speaks I knew he was a vampire. All of the Waynes are. Dick, Tim,Damian, even Alfred. Jason might be a zombie though. 

I’m just double checking. But also it has to be old silver mirrors, aluminum mirrors don’t work to hide them

I hate you both. 

@brucewayne-speaks you’re just upset that me and @kylerayner-speaks know the truth about you. 

Is it because of the vampire thing or the green lantern thing?

@brucewayne-speaks

Both. 

We aren’t gonna stake you Bruce @kylerayner-speaks right Kyle?