helena-wayne-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

batfamenthusiast:

clark: listen, i know you bitch all day because you have to deal with your nightmare children

clark: which, by the way, are too many

clark: but hear this

clark: you have six children, all edgelords but two, dick and duke

clark: and i have two children and kara, none of them edgelords except for kon

clark: we have the same proportion of intense, weird-vibing kids! stop complaining!

bruce:

ExCuSe Me? 

¯_(ツ)_/¯

-lounges on piano dramatically as I am being fed grapes- I’m not dramatic or edgy I don’t know what you people are talking about