thebatfamasquotesfrommyfriends:

Jason: Hey Starbucks messed up my sandwich order, do you want it?

Duke: What is it?

Jason: I have absolutely no idea.

Duke: (Takes a bite and winces)

Jason: Oh is it that bad?

Duke: (Painfully shaking his head)

Jason: If it’s bad you can spit it out. I don’t mind.

Duke: (Still wincing while chewing)

Jason: Dude just spit it out.

Duke: (Painfully swallowing the sandwhich)

Duke: (Takes another bite)

Jason: Why did you take another bite! You clearly don’t like it!

Duke: My mama told me tho always give it two bites.

Duke: (Spitting out the sandwich) But in this case, my mama was wrong.