I’ve signed you up for the “We Hate Zod More Than You Club” and the “We Hate Lex More Than You Club” the clubs are basically plans to ruin them. We’re gonna make for the Joker as well.

kylerayner-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

rp-kiara-dragul:

connerkent-speaks:

jasontoddspeaks:

Can I get in on all of them?

Yes. 

Can I join?

Yes. You can, welcome aboard. 

I would like to help too!

Fantastic. The more the merrier. Destroy Lex, Zod, and the Joker 2k18 

kylerayner-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

victorstone-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

Why is this happening to me?

Some idiot decided it was a good idea to wipe out my entire existence, and now I don’t think anyone remembers me. Also, it seems that I’ve lost my GL powers so yeah that’s great. Isn’t life just wonderful?

Well, anyways, I will now proceed to describe myself so you can maybe try to remember this amazing human bean who calls himself Hal Jordan.

I am:

  • The guy you wish you were, but never will be.
  • Drop-dead gorgeous.
  • Greatest GL there ever is.
  • The embodiment of fearless.
  • Everybody’s favorite person ever.

Sound familiar yet??

Please tell me you remember me i’m lonely and all alone.

You’re more than your powers. Don’t forget it.

I’m great, aren’t I?

@victorstone-speaks Who are you talking to? (Hal received an m!a that has erased him from existence)

*pokes Conner* Did you feel that? *pokes repeatedly* Huh? Did you?

-Conner walks straight through the air where if a person who did not exist was standing Conner would’ve walked right through them-

-if a person who was erased from existence was here they’d be a drama queen- 

NOTICE ME

Did someone hear the wind or something??

IKR Kyle some weird stuff has been happening people keep sending me blank asks somehow 

kylerayner-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

jonkentspeaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

jonkentspeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

jonkentspeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

Um. I was flying through Gotham today and well…. Does anyone else see the 60ft turkey in Gotham? 

YEAH WHAT THE HAY IS THAT THING??!?

A GIANT TURKEY! 

I CAN SEE THAT BUT WHY

Why is there a giant turkey in Gotham??

I DONT KNOW BUT WE SHOULD TOTALLY FIGHT IT

@jonkentspeaks @kylerayner-speaks The Turkey is Damian’s pet Jerry…..

How did Jerry get that big? And when did Damian get a turkey in the first place?? Am I really that out of the loop on what’s going on while I’m in space?

We think Jerry was exposed to radiation. 

M!A: You’re a 7 year old kid for 7 asks!

kylerayner-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

billybatson-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

This makes things interesting….

Anon why….

*eating all the Halloween candy in his apartment*

FRIEND

F R I E N D

-gives seven year old Kyle some more candy- shush don’t tell anyone 

NO MORE CANDY FOR KYLE

Hal why you gotta ruin the fun? 

HE KEEPS RUNNING AROUND AND BREAKING THINGS, I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS. He also tore my favorite stuffed animal to shreds

I told him he can’t have anymore candy. 

You both are party poopers *sticks tongue out*

-super speeds Kyle away from all the candy-