I never said I didn’t want to be around you Alex. It’s just me and Chris don’t always see eye to eye on a lot of stuff – Conner

I know, Kon. But you’re still brothers. He just wants to help you.

Y..yeah I gues…

@connerkent-speaks I heard you went through a break up… I feel you

Drugs or drinks? take your pick. I’m paying

I’ve heard you’ve gone through one too? Thanks man. Drinks sound like a good idea.

Why do all of us kryptonians/damaximites have rhyming names? Mon, Jon, Kon? Zor, Lor, Jor? And depending on how you pronounce Kara and Thara? Val and Kal?

my friend on discord said

DC universe: Thanos’d

They kill half their characters

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

New game go to urban dictionary lookup your muses name and then post the top definition.

This pretty much sums it all up.

Oh my…..

Am i awesome or what?

I don’t know if awesome is the word I would use to describe this….also your real name is Harold?

M!A: You’re a 7 year old kid for 7 asks!

kylerayner-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

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connerkent-speaks:

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billybatson-speaks:

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kylerayner-speaks:

This makes things interesting….

Anon why….

*eating all the Halloween candy in his apartment*

FRIEND

F R I E N D

-gives seven year old Kyle some more candy- shush don’t tell anyone

NO MORE CANDY FOR KYLE

Hal why you gotta ruin the fun?

HE KEEPS RUNNING AROUND AND BREAKING THINGS, I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS. ~~He also tore my favorite stuffed animal to shreds~~

I told him he can’t have anymore candy.

You both are party poopers *sticks tongue out*

-super speeds Kyle away from all the candy-

jonkentspeaks:

Worst Things About Being A Vampire

I can’t be in the sun anymore. I love the sun

I can’t eat noodles anymore. I love noodles

I’m not good at being angsty, so I feel like a bit of a failure

I also can’t eat pizza anymore

I really miss the sun…….

-hugs- No crying baby bro. You’ll get through this.

Why? And don’t pretend like you don’t know, you know exactly what you did.

jasontoddspeaks:

Cause you don’t tell me what to do. You presented a dare. Had to

Fair enough. I can respect that.

wallywest-speaks:

dickgrayson-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

wallywest-speaks:

dickgrayson-speaks:

wallywest-speaks:

If I Naruto-run will that make me faster?

Probably? Let’s test it!

Yes!! That’s great idea!!! How will we conduct the experiment??

We set up a race and I’ll time you. You’ll race twice once normally and once doing the Naruto run. @dickgrayson-speaks @wallywest-speaks

Good idea Kon

Sounds fun!! Let’s do it!!

Okay. When and where? @dickgrayson-speaks @wallywest-speaks

Jon can you keep Chris away from me.

jonkentspeaks:

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I can certainly try!!!

Thanks

Sure!!! What do I have to do???

Just keep him away from me distract him or whatever…. On second thought let him at me. I want him to know exactly what I think of him. (Oh no the m!a is taking over)

???????????? I’m getting mixed signals

Don’t worry little bro nothing bad is gonna happen to you. I’m sorry I’m confusing you…… Wait no something bad is gonna happen but not to you…. To Chris he’s gonna hate me or cry….I Why? Am I acting like this? (AHHHH. I don’t hate Chris, I don’t hate him! 😭😭😭😭😭)

Bro are you ok? I’m getting scared

I’m fine Jon but Chris won’t be. It’s unfortunate that the truth will finally come through, Then it’ll just be the real family. (😭 please stay away from me Chris)

BRO IM SCARED!!! Why are you doing this? I don’t understand!

-hugs Jon tightly- Because Chris isn’t our brother. Don’t you remember what Chris did? He’s Lor-Zod. He tried to hurt dad, he tried to hurt you. He’s Zod’s son.

*starts crying* Bro I’m scared. I don’t understand.

Jon please baby bro don’t cry. I’m sorry Chris is confusing you. He’s always like that isn’t he. Once I put him in the Pahntom Zone where he belongs we’ll all be safe again.