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Worst Things About Being A Vampire

  • I can’t be in the sun anymore. I love the sun
  • I can’t eat noodles anymore. I love noodles
  • I’m not good at being angsty, so I feel like a bit of a failure
  • I also can’t eat pizza anymore
  • I really miss the sun…….

-hugs- No crying baby bro. You’ll get through this. 

Jon can you keep Chris away from me.

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I can certainly try!!!

Thanks 

Sure!!! What do I have to do???

Just keep him away from me distract him or whatever…. On second thought let him at me. I want him to know exactly what I think of him. (Oh no the m!a is taking over) 

???????????? I’m getting mixed signals

Don’t worry little bro nothing bad is gonna happen to you. I’m sorry I’m confusing you…… Wait no something bad is gonna happen but not to you…. To Chris he’s gonna hate me or cry….I Why? Am I acting like this? (AHHHH. I don’t hate Chris, I don’t hate him! 😭😭😭😭😭) 

Bro are you ok? I’m getting scared

I’m fine Jon but Chris won’t be. It’s unfortunate that the truth will finally come through, Then it’ll just be the real family. (😭 please stay away from me Chris) 

BRO IM SCARED!!! Why are you doing this? I don’t understand!

-hugs Jon tightly- Because Chris isn’t our brother. Don’t you remember what Chris did?  He’s Lor-Zod. He tried to hurt dad, he tried to hurt you. He’s Zod’s son. 

*starts crying* Bro I’m scared. I don’t understand.

Jon please baby bro don’t cry. I’m sorry Chris is confusing you. He’s always like that isn’t he. Once I put him in the Pahntom Zone where he belongs we’ll all be safe again.