Tag: green lantern

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

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connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

*reading a book called “How to take down a Speedster 101”*

Interesting..

@connerkent-speaks come read this with me

-comes and places a fake book cover over the book- 

So, uh

*whispers so only Conner can hear* He’s going after Kyle.. we need to do something in a flash. *laughs at his own stupid joke*

-whispers so only Hal can hear. What if we got a hologram of Kyle and let Wally kill the hologram while the real Kyle hides. Wally will think Kyle is dead and stop searching for him- 

*whispers so only Conner can hear* where would Kyle go? I’d say send him off to space for a bit so Wally can’t look for him in earth, or you know, we could let Kyle fight him by himself, he has a fair chance against him.

-whispers so only Hal can hear- Yeah let’s send Kyle to space for a few days he’s safer there. I don’t wanna risk anything 

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

*reading a book called “How to take down a Speedster 101”*

Interesting..

@connerkent-speaks come read this with me

-comes and places a fake book cover over the book- 

So, uh

*whispers so only Conner can hear* He’s going after Kyle.. we need to do something in a flash. *laughs at his own stupid joke*

-whispers so only Hal can hear. What if we got a hologram of Kyle and let Wally kill the hologram while the real Kyle hides. Wally will think Kyle is dead and stop searching for him- 

I’ve signed you up for the “We Hate Zod More Than You Club” and the “We Hate Lex More Than You Club” the clubs are basically plans to ruin them. We’re gonna make for the Joker as well.

kylerayner-speaks:

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rp-kiara-dragul:

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jasontoddspeaks:

Can I get in on all of them?

Yes. 

Can I join?

Yes. You can, welcome aboard. 

I would like to help too!

Fantastic. The more the merrier. Destroy Lex, Zod, and the Joker 2k18 

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victorstone-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

Why is this happening to me?

Some idiot decided it was a good idea to wipe out my entire existence, and now I don’t think anyone remembers me. Also, it seems that I’ve lost my GL powers so yeah that’s great. Isn’t life just wonderful?

Well, anyways, I will now proceed to describe myself so you can maybe try to remember this amazing human bean who calls himself Hal Jordan.

I am:

  • The guy you wish you were, but never will be.
  • Drop-dead gorgeous.
  • Greatest GL there ever is.
  • The embodiment of fearless.
  • Everybody’s favorite person ever.

Sound familiar yet??

Please tell me you remember me i’m lonely and all alone.

You’re more than your powers. Don’t forget it.

I’m great, aren’t I?

@victorstone-speaks Who are you talking to? (Hal received an m!a that has erased him from existence)

*pokes Conner* Did you feel that? *pokes repeatedly* Huh? Did you?

-Conner walks straight through the air where if a person who did not exist was standing Conner would’ve walked right through them-

-if a person who was erased from existence was here they’d be a drama queen- 

NOTICE ME

Did someone hear the wind or something??

IKR Kyle some weird stuff has been happening people keep sending me blank asks somehow 

Yeet

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kylerayner-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

Excuse me?? WHy is everyone saying this to me?!

Yeet

Please, what are you trying to say??

He’s tryint to say yeet

I don’t know what to say to that

Say this binch is empty 

That would sound extremely unprofessional

Um since when have you cared about being professional…wait is this because you got an act like Bruce M!A?

Yeah… and I hate modern ‘slang’

What modern slang is dope. 

Yeet

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kylerayner-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

Excuse me?? WHy is everyone saying this to me?!

Yeet

Please, what are you trying to say??

He’s tryint to say yeet

I don’t know what to say to that

Say this binch is empty 

That would sound extremely unprofessional

Um since when have you cared about being professional…wait is this because you got an act like Bruce M!A?

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jonkentspeaks:

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Um. I was flying through Gotham today and well…. Does anyone else see the 60ft turkey in Gotham? 

YEAH WHAT THE HAY IS THAT THING??!?

A GIANT TURKEY! 

I CAN SEE THAT BUT WHY

Why is there a giant turkey in Gotham??

I DONT KNOW BUT WE SHOULD TOTALLY FIGHT IT

@jonkentspeaks @kylerayner-speaks The Turkey is Damian’s pet Jerry…..

How did Jerry get that big? And when did Damian get a turkey in the first place?? Am I really that out of the loop on what’s going on while I’m in space?

We think Jerry was exposed to radiation.