dc comics 2016: we acknowledge that our fans are tired of everything being Dark and Edgy™ so we’ll try to bring back some brightness into our universe. also, we’re bringing back fan favourite wally west! how awesome is that?
dc comics 2 years later: we’re going to do an event mini-series inspired by one of the Darkest and Edgiest™ comics we’ve ever released. a whole bunch of heroes are going to die, including fan favourite wally west. oh, and we’re going to imply it’s his fault if everyone’s dead. how awesome is that?
Some idiot decided it was a good idea to wipe out my entire existence, and now I don’t think anyone remembers me. Also, it seems that I’ve lost my GL powers so yeah that’s great. Isn’t life just wonderful?
Well, anyways, I will now proceed to describe myself so you can maybe try to remember this amazing human bean who calls himself Hal Jordan.
I am:
The guy you wish you were, but never will be.
Drop-dead gorgeous.
Greatest GL there ever is.
The embodiment of fearless.
Everybody’s favorite person ever.
Sound familiar yet??
Please tell me you remember me i’m lonely and all alone.
You’re more than your powers. Don’t forget it.
I’m great, aren’t I?
@victorstone-speaks Who are you talking to? (Hal received an m!a that has erased him from existence)
*pokes Conner* Did you feel that? *pokes repeatedly* Huh? Did you?
-Conner walks straight through the air where if a person who did not exist was standing Conner would’ve walked right through them-
-if a person who was erased from existence was here they’d be a drama queen-
NOTICE ME
Did someone hear the wind or something??
NOT YOU TOO 😦
Nah, mate. Must be a ghost. Halloween’s over, go home.
Don’t you dare-
@constantine-speaks A ghost what? I don’t see anything and my x-ray vision would’ve picked up anything invisible
Must be a tricky little bastard, then. You can’t always rely on your fancy alien powers.
Hey, anyone know anything about the solar system? I have science homework I need to do.
-splashes water at Wally so he turns into a merman and doesn’t run away-
>:O
-carries merman Wally- Wally I said no powers. Now you have to stay here with me so you don’t run off again. You could’ve gotten yourself hurt. People could’ve found out you had super speed or that you were a merman.
Some idiot decided it was a good idea to wipe out my entire existence, and now I don’t think anyone remembers me. Also, it seems that I’ve lost my GL powers so yeah that’s great. Isn’t life just wonderful?
Well, anyways, I will now proceed to describe myself so you can maybe try to remember this amazing human bean who calls himself Hal Jordan.
I am:
The guy you wish you were, but never will be.
Drop-dead gorgeous.
Greatest GL there ever is.
The embodiment of fearless.
Everybody’s favorite person ever.
Sound familiar yet??
Please tell me you remember me i’m lonely and all alone.
You’re more than your powers. Don’t forget it.
I’m great, aren’t I?
@victorstone-speaks Who are you talking to? (Hal received an m!a that has erased him from existence)
*pokes Conner* Did you feel that? *pokes repeatedly* Huh? Did you?
-Conner walks straight through the air where if a person who did not exist was standing Conner would’ve walked right through them-
-if a person who was erased from existence was here they’d be a drama queen-
NOTICE ME
Did someone hear the wind or something??
NOT YOU TOO 😦
Nah, mate. Must be a ghost. Halloween’s over, go home.
Don’t you dare-
@constantine-speaks A ghost what? I don’t see anything and my x-ray vision would’ve picked up anything invisible
Must be a tricky little bastard, then. You can’t always rely on your fancy alien powers.
Hey, anyone know anything about the solar system? I have science homework I need to do.
-picks up and carries into the kitchen- I’ll make you some Mac and cheese =)
Yeahyeah!! Mac and cheethe!!!
-starts making the Mac and cheese-
*g!iggles* Mac and cheethe cheethe cheethe!!!
You are so cute 😀 -Continues making the food-
*grins widely* thank you thank you!!
-gives Wally the Mac and cheese- Here you go Wally
Thankth Conner!!! *eats the Mac and cheese*
You’re welcome Wally 😎 So what do wanna do after you eat?
Uhmm…*taps his hands on the table* can we go to the park!! :O
Of course. Just remember don’t use your powers okay?
Okay I won’t!!! I promithe!!
And make sure you stay away from water we don’t want you turning into a merman in public…-picks up phone- My freind Iris and my friend Brainy want to show you their lab. Can we go there first instead of the park?
Hey, Wally. Howth it going? Ith Mith Wetht treating you well?
It’th going good!! Thankth!! They’re treating me well!! But they wanna take me to a lab and I’m not thure if I thould go with them..an anon told me not to!
Wally I know the idea of a lab might scare you but I’ll be there the entire time. I’ll even hold your hand and get you ice cream afterwards.
Superboy 