Red Hood:You guys don’t get it. I have the best costume.
The Batfam collectively:??????!!!!!!
*Red Hood sticks his hands in the pockets of his jacket*
Batfam throwing hands in the air: HOW HAVE WE MISSED THIS WITH EVRY COSTUME REDESIGN!?
Batman: Pockets can’t hold justic!
Red Hood: But they can hold Hot Hand warmers.
@wallywest-speaks you have a job?
Wally has a job? Is the world ending? @wallywest-speaks
His job is probably making emojis or dank memes
At the dragoncon parade, Lex luthor took forty cakes. He took forty cakes! That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
Lex I can’t even with you right now. You’re a billionaire why are you stealing cakes?
The best things in life are the stolen things.
So like your shiny new silver Mercedes that I took for a spin yersterday and drove off a bridge?
Dudeeeeeee, i would do that!
@lex-luthor-suggestions Kiara agrees with me that driving your car off a bridge was the right move
Tim: you live in Metropolis, right?
Conner: Alright first of all, my genetic donors live in Metropolis. I live in the moment.
If this ain’t a mood. I’m my own mood 😎
You are your own mood, Conner.
I work really hard to inspire myself 😎
I’ve signed you up for the “We Hate Zod More Than You Club” and the “We Hate Lex More Than You Club” the clubs are basically plans to ruin them. We’re gonna make for the Joker as well.
Can I get in on all of them?
Yes.
Can I join?
Yes. You can, welcome aboard.
A stray dog in Bolivia joined a monastery and became a monk. The resident monks of St. Francis Monastery, named for the patron saint of animals, decided to adopt a dog they call ‘Friar Bigotón’ from the Cold Nose Project, which hopes the dog’s story will now inspire more monasteries to take in homeless pets. Source Source 2 Source 3
AKJSDFKLSD THEY MADE HIM A MONK
Bigotón means giant mustache in Spanish FYI
yOU’rE NOt mY dAD
Lex Luthor is a murder. And seriously one of the most messed up people to ever walk the earth.
At the dragoncon parade, Lex luthor took forty cakes. He took forty cakes! That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
Lex I can’t even with you right now. You’re a billionaire why are you stealing cakes?
The best things in life are the stolen things.
So like your shiny new silver Mercedes that I took for a spin yersterday and drove off a bridge?
A price to pay when you have a teenager.
I’m not sixteen. I just look sixteen because you and your “friends” are crappy scientists who made it impossible for me to ever age
Iris hey it’s me. Are you okay? Right sorry dumb question. Do you need anything? If you need to talk I’m here. And just so you know I won’t stop until I find Wally and get the people who took him.
Do i need anything? Yeah, I’d like my dad back please. Thank you Conner.
There’s a tracker inside of @wallywest-speaks arm. If we go to StarLabs and get onto the computer we should be able to track his location
Superboy 