if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
@connerkent-speaks will you come keep me company? Everyone is out tonight, and I gotta stay home and do research on a case, and I thought well, maybe if you’re not doing anything…
Yeah sure I’d love to hangout with you Tim
Thanks man! I’ll make some snacks😃
Hoping some of the snacks include pizza 🍕
What kinda host would I be if I didn’t serve pizza?😉 I got meat lovers, and of course, Hawaiian for you… even if it technically wasn’t invented by Hawaiians…
That’s my boi getting pizza and talking about technicalities. The meat lovers one sounds delicious.
Gets in the way of my plans, when they could very well be beneficial.
Yes but, are the plans beneficial to you or to others?
To the world.
And what would those plans be?
To better humanity by stopping them from putting their faith in a false god and to look to themseves and each other, instead of waiting for someone to save them.
I think it’s great to want humanity to relieve help from others and not wait for someone to save them, but your plans generally involve killing Superman.
Superboy 