Michael bublé wants to be frank Sinatra but he’s never tried to have woody Allen killed
#reblog until michael buble is forced to live up to franks good name
hey what while we’re talking about wild frank sinatra facts can we talk about the time his son, frank sinatra jr, was kidnapped, and the mob immediately contacted sinatra sr and offered to take out the dudes who kidnapped him……

YES GIVE HIM A HAT! HIS LITTLE WATER HAT!! HE’S PERFECT! HATTTTTT!!!!!
-picks up and flies out of the bat cave- “If you try to use kryptonite we’ll both fall out of the sky which is not something we want. Also who gave you kryptonite? But anyways I’m taking you to my friends at their lab to run a DNA test and see who you truly are.”
Put! Me! Down!
*bites him while holding the Kryptonite*
You really are stupid. There’s no way your actually Jason. -Kon start falling out of the sky while holding Jason- If you don’t put that away you’ll fall to your DEATH and DIE!
That ‘pussed to scare me? *holds the rock as far as he can without dropping it and grinning* I already know I live, so dream I wake up, time Flash can fix, and if It’s a magic thing Z can handle it
Whata ‘bout you, Kansas?
-Kon starts falling out of the sky still holding Jason- Seriously kid Flash doesn’t like going back in time anymore and Zatanna’s Magic can’t fix everything. Also this isn’t some kind of dream. Theres no way Jason was this stupid as a child and if he was it explains why he gets murdered by the Joker. If you don’t stop you are gonna die. Also I’m not from Kansas!
*drops Kryptonite* …. oh.
*curls up into a ball* Joker, then. That makes sense
Oh crap. Okay don’t cry possibly baby Jason. Also thank you for not trying to kill me.
KON-EL! PUT MY SON DOWN THIS INSTANT!
And kindly stop interfering with my family affairs! You’re obviously not helping!
It’s fine B, It was my fault.. sorry I was manipulating you @connerkent-speaks …
=(
*Feels a breeze behind a clock in Wayne manner* Hay Soupy has there always been a breeze right here?
I really can’t feel hot or cold things that well. Wait how and why are you in Wayne Manor? And um get away from that clock it’s very old it’s an antique -crap he might find the cave-
WHY ARE EITHER OF YOU IN MY HOUSE??? GET OUT!!!!!
As you stated before Jason invited me.
*Feels a breeze behind a clock in Wayne manner* Hay Soupy has there always been a breeze right here?
I really can’t feel hot or cold things that well. Wait how and why are you in Wayne Manor? And um get away from that clock it’s very old it’s an antique -crap he might find the cave-
*pulls the clock forward* How many entrance do you guys have. Also I’ve have been in the cave before and Batman knows.
I dont’t know I don’t live here.
-picks up and flies out of the bat cave- “If you try to use kryptonite we’ll both fall out of the sky which is not something we want. Also who gave you kryptonite? But anyways I’m taking you to my friends at their lab to run a DNA test and see who you truly are.”
Put! Me! Down!
*bites him while holding the Kryptonite*
You really are stupid. There’s no way your actually Jason. -Kon start falling out of the sky while holding Jason- If you don’t put that away you’ll fall to your DEATH and DIE!
That ‘pussed to scare me? *holds the rock as far as he can without dropping it and grinning* I already know I live, so dream I wake up, time Flash can fix, and if It’s a magic thing Z can handle it
Whata ‘bout you, Kansas?
-Kon starts falling out of the sky still holding Jason- Seriously kid Flash doesn’t like going back in time anymore and Zatanna’s Magic can’t fix everything. Also this isn’t some kind of dream. Theres no way Jason was this stupid as a child and if he was it explains why he gets murdered by the Joker. If you don’t stop you are gonna die. Also I’m not from Kansas!
*drops Kryptonite* …. oh.
*curls up into a ball* Joker, then. That makes sense
Oh crap. Okay don’t cry possibly baby Jason. Also thank you for not trying to kill me.
*Feels a breeze behind a clock in Wayne manner* Hay Soupy has there always been a breeze right here?
I really can’t feel hot or cold things that well. Wait how and why are you in Wayne Manor? And um get away from that clock it’s very old it’s an antique -crap he might find the cave-
-picks up and flies out of the bat cave- “If you try to use kryptonite we’ll both fall out of the sky which is not something we want. Also who gave you kryptonite? But anyways I’m taking you to my friends at their lab to run a DNA test and see who you truly are.”
Put! Me! Down!
*bites him while holding the Kryptonite*
You really are stupid. There’s no way your actually Jason. -Kon start falling out of the sky while holding Jason- If you don’t put that away you’ll fall to your DEATH and DIE!
That ‘pussed to scare me? *holds the rock as far as he can without dropping it and grinning* I already know I live, so dream I wake up, time Flash can fix, and if It’s a magic thing Z can handle it
Whata ‘bout you, Kansas?
-Kon starts falling out of the sky still holding Jason- Seriously kid Flash doesn’t like going back in time anymore and Zatanna’s Magic can’t fix everything. Also this isn’t some kind of dream. Theres no way Jason was this stupid as a child and if he was it explains why he gets murdered by the Joker. If you don’t stop you are gonna die. Also I’m not from Kansas!

