Close your eyes, Shut your mouth, Dream a dream and get us out, Dream dream dream dream dream dream Hit the hay, Fast asleep, Dream a dream you little bleep Dream dream dream dream dream dream Just relax, Lay about, Or my fist will put you out, Dream dream dream dream dream dream Take your time, But beware, There is darkness in the air, Dream dream dream dream dream dream Don’t despair, Step right up, Glass of water here’s a cup, Dream dream dream dream dream dream

stray-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

Shark boy and Lavagirl. Is this Stray Tim again? I’m just gonna assume anytime I get sent something weird that’s its Stray Tim 

I’m offended

Was it you who sent it? 

kylerayner-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

*reading a book called “How to take down a Speedster 101”*

Interesting..

@connerkent-speaks come read this with me

-comes and places a fake book cover over the book- 

So, uh

*whispers so only Conner can hear* He’s going after Kyle.. we need to do something in a flash. *laughs at his own stupid joke*

-whispers so only Hal can hear. What if we got a hologram of Kyle and let Wally kill the hologram while the real Kyle hides. Wally will think Kyle is dead and stop searching for him- 

*whispers so only Conner can hear* where would Kyle go? I’d say send him off to space for a bit so Wally can’t look for him in earth, or you know, we could let Kyle fight him by himself, he has a fair chance against him.

-whispers so only Hal can hear- Yeah let’s send Kyle to space for a few days he’s safer there. I don’t wanna risk anything 

@kylerayner-speaks *whispers so both Kyle and Conner can hear* hey you wanna go to space for a bit? At least until Wally turns back to normal?

Hal, I have mid-terms though

Couple hours maybe? @connerkent-speaks we need to make this quick.

I dunno Hal… it’s mid-terms

You’ll be back in time-

…why such a rush Hal? Like I’ll go, but why the rush?

The fastest man alive is coming after you, sO YEAH WE GOTTA RUSH-

Oooooookkkaaaaaaaaaaaaay?

@hal-jordan-speaks -sends Kyle into space. And whispers so only Hal can hear- He’s safe from Wally

Close your eyes, Shut your mouth, Dream a dream and get us out, Dream dream dream dream dream dream Hit the hay, Fast asleep, Dream a dream you little bleep Dream dream dream dream dream dream Just relax, Lay about, Or my fist will put you out, Dream dream dream dream dream dream Take your time, But beware, There is darkness in the air, Dream dream dream dream dream dream Don’t despair, Step right up, Glass of water here’s a cup, Dream dream dream dream dream dream

Shark boy and Lavagirl. Is this Stray Tim again? I’m just gonna assume anytime I get sent something weird that’s its Stray Tim 

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

*reading a book called “How to take down a Speedster 101”*

Interesting..

@connerkent-speaks come read this with me

-comes and places a fake book cover over the book- 

So, uh

*whispers so only Conner can hear* He’s going after Kyle.. we need to do something in a flash. *laughs at his own stupid joke*

-whispers so only Hal can hear. What if we got a hologram of Kyle and let Wally kill the hologram while the real Kyle hides. Wally will think Kyle is dead and stop searching for him- 

*whispers so only Conner can hear* where would Kyle go? I’d say send him off to space for a bit so Wally can’t look for him in earth, or you know, we could let Kyle fight him by himself, he has a fair chance against him.

-whispers so only Hal can hear- Yeah let’s send Kyle to space for a few days he’s safer there. I don’t wanna risk anything 

hal-jordan-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

hal-jordan-speaks:

*reading a book called “How to take down a Speedster 101”*

Interesting..

@connerkent-speaks come read this with me

-comes and places a fake book cover over the book- 

So, uh

*whispers so only Conner can hear* He’s going after Kyle.. we need to do something in a flash. *laughs at his own stupid joke*

-whispers so only Hal can hear. What if we got a hologram of Kyle and let Wally kill the hologram while the real Kyle hides. Wally will think Kyle is dead and stop searching for him- 

Yeet

stray-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

stray-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

stray-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

stray-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

stray-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

stray-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

stray-suggestions:

connerkent-speaks:

Is this Stray Tim again?

Fuck how did know

Cause you say yeet a lot 

Shit now I have to find another random work to send you anonymously

Well if it’s just a random word I’m gonna know it’s you 

Incorrect

No. It’s very correct. 

Your agreement is invalid

Your argument is double invalid 

Your argument is triple invalid

Your argument is so invalid that the Queen of England thinks it’s invalid 

The queen would never

But the Queen did 

Falsehood

Extreme truthood like so much truthood