Tim Drake: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Conner Kent, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don’t.
Conner: Can you not stand so close to me? You’re making me claustrophobic.
Wally: What does claustrophobic mean?
Dick: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Wally: Ho ho ho!
Dick: Stop it Wally you’re scaring him!
Conner: i know nothing about my culture
Wally: you could say that your past is pretty
Wally:
Wally: kryptic
Guess I was kidding myself. I mean, how replaceable was I? Two minutes after I end it, you’re dating the rebound guy from the Black Lagoon.
Kon: Come on. Wake up
Tim, hiding under his blanket: Die
Kon: I brought you a triple shot espresso latte,
Tim: Give
Kon: That I’m gonna put just out of reach so you have to get up to get it
Tim: Die twice
Conner Kent: I only have one emotion and it’s anger.
Kaldur’ahm: Last night, you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Conner Kent: Out of anger.
























