Superboy

lostboyqueen:

Martha: go find yourself a nice girl in that big city

Clark: I will, Ma

*walks into the Planet on his first day and immediately sees an indignant brunette screaming into her line-in phone, which is tangled around her from impatient pacing (“-now you listen to me, buster! …hello?”). the woman is hung up on and and shouts to no one in particular, “CRIMINY, if you want something done you have to do it yourself.” the woman storms past him as if he’s furniture*

also Clark:

incorrectbatfamiliaquotes:

Lois Lane: and what time will the addams family be joining us for dinner?

Clark Kent: alfred said bruce and his kids would be here by six.

bats-n-birds:

Happy jumpy Lois and Selina to bless your dash

marsapartment:

Diana calling Clark “Mr. Lane”. The casual cape and leg flying off panel. “Oh, stop it you.”. what a time to be alive.

the-ivory-and-ebony-canaries:

Classic Lois and Clark. Lois looking all excited while Clark is just mouthing “no” behind her. The crossover definitely has these two well in character already.

Arsenal: We have reason to believe that Nightwing has in fact been replaced with an evil clone.
Lois Lane: How can you be sure?
Arsenal: I asked him if he wanted to get some cornflakes…
Arsenal: And he said no.
Literally every person in the DCU: CLONE!

chriskent-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

chriskent-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

chriskent-speaks:

@clarkkentspeaks i need to borrow something from the fortress

👀 Chris? 

I need to go to the zone.

To get back Alex? Do you need help? Is someone watching Roman and Emma? 

The kids are with Mom. Can you stay there too? It’d help knowing they have extra protection

Of course I’ll keep them safe. Good luck Chris. 

archerartemisspeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

archerartemisspeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

choosingausernameistoohard:

Artemis: If I was a god I’d be Athena.

Wally:

Dick:

Kaldur:

M’gann:

Conner:

Zatanna:

Raquel:

Roy: r u-

Artemis: wait no

@archerartemisspeaks 

Look. I was too busy being TRAINED for MURDERING when I was a kid to really think about freaking mythology. Give me a break

I’m not I just find it funny. I thought you would find it funny too. 

It is pretty funny. It really would take me that long to realize

To be honest I think you could be Athena and Artemis.