M!A Everyone coos over Jason and wants to hug him and pinch his cheeks. This m!a is because baby Jason is so cute and must be appreciated. No other m!as have been removed.

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No why would you do that! This is vile

Cute. *cradles*

Get off. Who’re you kid? Are you another one of Dickod’s runts?

Try Batman’s blood son. *sways* I see you’re still an infant, Todd. So tiny.

I’m malnourished, what’s your excuse midget?

B doesn’t have biological kids, anywho.

Yes he does. I’m not only his son, but the grandson of the demon. *pinches your cheeks* You want some food?

Fricking Talia?? Really! Jeez B, why you so dumb. I mean, no offence kid, but your mom’s a psycho

Oh trust me. I’m aware. She’s evil. What she does to you is worse.

What’she do to me? What’I did to her? How old are you even

I’m sixteen and you are too young to know. Now shut up and eat.

How. How old am I. No one told me

I honestly don’t know. Tim might know. Tim is your brother and Tim believes everyone is a comic book character. 

M!A Jason think he’s Robin again which means he’s eleven now. He’s also still a merman so he’s gonna freak out when he touches water and meets Tim and Damian.

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Hi! Whatta hell? Why am I here? Who are you?? Where’s B?

baby boy! Baby!

Barbs! I’m apperantly ‘spussed to be adult or something, and I died and everyone’s scared of me or cooing, and I just wanna go home

I think you just have to accept that people will coo when they see you from now on 

This was a torture once reserved only for stupid WE gallas. Why must I suffer so

I won’t coo over you. And yeah anytime Lex wants me to attend LexCorp meetings everyone wants to see his “"great creation” and it generally involves them asking me things I don’t want to answer. 

Ugh, people aren’t his to own! Can we dump his old Superman toys we all know he has into a lake or something?

I’ve driven several of his nice cars off bridges before, but yeah let’s get rid of his Superman merchandise 

I see why we’re friends. Why weren’t you this cool when I’m from, man

Excuse you I was always this cool. I just didn’t really exist when you were Robin. One time I made Lex slowly go insane. One by one I replaced every picture and portrait with a photo of Nicholas Cage. Whenever he would try to show someone else I would use my super speed and replace it with the original picture. 

Ha that is awesome. You should get him a Nicholas Cage wig

You did exist, you just were a part of Dickroll’s team and you liked him more and didn’t see me or wanted me around... which is fine, I didn’t want to join your stupid team anyways

You mean Young Justice? To be honest I was a baby back then tenchincally. Being a clone is kinda weird. And I don’t remember not wanting you Jason I’m sorry if hurt you 😦 

M!a Hal is a villian. (Until someone successfully talks him out of it)

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HAL NO

HAL YES…

god help us all

Nightlight bad?

N I G H T L I G H T V E R Y B A D

-dresses up in a banana suit- Fear the YELLOW! 

Ah.. my minions must love you.

FEAR THE BANANA FOR IT IS YELLOW! 

I eat bananas for breakfast. Why would i fear it?

It’s yellow 

It seems I have forgotton about my irrational fear of the color yellow *pretends to fear the banana*

Doesn’t yellow hurt you? 😡

M!a Hal is a villian. (Until someone successfully talks him out of it)

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HAL NO

HAL YES…

god help us all

Nightlight bad?

N I G H T L I G H T V E R Y B A D

-dresses up in a banana suit- Fear the YELLOW! 

Ah.. my minions must love you.

FEAR THE BANANA FOR IT IS YELLOW! 

I eat bananas for breakfast. Why would i fear it?

It’s yellow 

M!A Everyone coos over Jason and wants to hug him and pinch his cheeks. This m!a is because baby Jason is so cute and must be appreciated. No other m!as have been removed.

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No why would you do that! This is vile

👀 Hi Jason. -gives Jason a big hug- Youre so adorable 

You promised, asshat! Ugh

It’s not me it’s the m!a. I’m sorry Jason 😦 

Magic sucks

Yeah magic turned you into a kid and into a merman. Why? I don’t know. 

Probably Constantine somehow

Or Mxyspltk   

M!A Jason think he’s Robin again which means he’s eleven now. He’s also still a merman so he’s gonna freak out when he touches water and meets Tim and Damian.

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Hi! Whatta hell? Why am I here? Who are you?? Where’s B?

baby boy! Baby!

Barbs! I’m apperantly ‘spussed to be adult or something, and I died and everyone’s scared of me or cooing, and I just wanna go home

I think you just have to accept that people will coo when they see you from now on 

This was a torture once reserved only for stupid WE gallas. Why must I suffer so

I won’t coo over you. And yeah anytime Lex wants me to attend LexCorp meetings everyone wants to see his “"great creation” and it generally involves them asking me things I don’t want to answer. 

Ugh, people aren’t his to own! Can we dump his old Superman toys we all know he has into a lake or something?

I’ve driven several of his nice cars off bridges before, but yeah let’s get rid of his Superman merchandise 

I see why we’re friends. Why weren’t you this cool when I’m from, man

Excuse you I was always this cool. I just didn’t really exist when you were Robin. One time I made Lex slowly go insane. One by one I replaced every picture and portrait with a photo of Nicholas Cage. Whenever he would try to show someone else I would use my super speed and replace it with the original picture.