Oh~
you, anon. Are smart.
Anon who are you talking to?
a dead corpse
Whateves nothing here
“dick grayson was an awful batman”
dick grayson knew that at some point in his career he’d have to bullhorn someone with the bat ears so he turned them into retractable projectiles shut your mouth with that unholy talk
Mess with people’s shit If everyone doesnt know it’s you, you can’t get in trouble
Clark: It’s not that being around kids makes me uncomfortable, but why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle?
Kon: *crying in the corner* Please love me.
Clark: *points at Batman*
Clark: There’s an open dad right there.
Bruce: Actually I’m taken.
Clark: Like you’d even notice one more.
Clark: *flying around with Jon* I was so wrong. Being a dad is great!
Kon: *hopeful look*
Clark: No.
#bruce would totally adopt kon tho#he wouldn’t even notice#blue eyes? check#black hair? check#bam he’s ur son now
Bruce: Who was that teenager in the hall?
Alfred: Did he look different than the other ones?
Bruce: No.
Alfred: Then let it go.
I’m still upset that Bruce didn’t adopt Billy Batson.
Orphan. Blue eyes. Black hair. The need to do good. Billy. Bat. Son.
Bruce: I swear that one was new.
Alfred: What makes you say that?
Bruce: None of the other short ones smile that much.
Alfred: Just accept it.
Bruce: …okay.
Bruce: Where did you come from? You weren’t here before.
Billy: I’ve been here the whole time. I’m just small.
Bruce: Oh.
I really want a comic where this happens. Just. Bruce notices more children. Kon is there, Billy is there, hell they’d probably try to sneak Jimmy Olson in just to see if they could. He’d just let it go like “Whatever we’ve got enough food in the house for an army anyway.”
You’re giving me Diana feels about Billy though because of her suspicions when they didn’t know, but now I’m also having Kingdom Come feels because of what happens to poor Billy in that story saaaaadddddd
Diana: I told you I wanted that one.
Alfred: Tough luck.
Even Diana knows not to take on Alfred.
I can’t even look at you Lex
What’s something bad that i could do…
oh i know!!
I can do that thing we’re people die
And you go to their funeral and give a speech pretending you knew this person. ““Charlie was a good brother to me, he’d always drive me home from football practice and afterwards we’d get ice cream together. He was inspiring how he overcame many obstacles in-” ““This isn’t Charlie tjis is Rachel.” ““Oh right sorry not sorry.” Is that what you’re doing?
M!a now you are a villain till someone convinces you otherwise
>:)
Being a villain is overrated
you’re overrated shut up
Nope I’m gonna talk
Superboy 