wallywest-speaks:

kylerayner-speaks:

bisexualdinahlance:

Ahh yes, remember when Barry essentially died and got stuck in Dave for 20 years??

@barry-allen-speaks @wallywest-speaks @iriswest-speaks @bartallenspeaks

What’s the truth

it’s obviously dave you dumb mango.

Nu uh it’s the quick soup

brucewayne-speaks:

dcandmarvel1561:

Bruce eating his hamburger all fancy like and messing with Duke’s mind.

But here we see that Bruce does correctly know how to eat a hamburger. Conclusion Bruce is a little shit that likes to mess with Duke. And Jason doesn’t say anything cause he’s a little shit too. This means Bruce canonly messes around with people to see how “uneducated” people think he is when it comes to normal things.

~~Where’s the lie~~

horizontalbatfam:

[before Dick Grayson became Robin…]

Bruce Wayne:What the hell were you thinking? You’re lucky you just dislocated your knee.

Dick Grayson:How do you know it’s dislocated?

Bruce Wayne:I went to medical school for three years.

Dick Grayson: What? When?

—

Bruce Wayne:Never leave your money unprotected. That’s the first thing I learned in business school.

Dick Grayson:You also went to business school?

Bruce Wayne: Yeah? I also have a pilot’s license.

kylerayner-speaks:

paper-mario-wiki:

lukehemminngs:

you’ve all heard of golden retriever’s now get ready for

Golden Shepherd – a mix breed between a German Shepherd and a Golden Retriever

“Golden Shepard” is a weird way to spell “Perfect Little Boy Who Has Stolen My Heart And Granted Me Peace”

@hal-jordan-speaks can we get one???

@billybatson-speaks

#onlyingotham do you see Red Hood push Nightwing when he wasn’t paying attention and instead of falling over like a normal person, he falls, puts his hands down, does a handstand and then a flip! He had the smuggest look on his face and even though I couldn’t see Red Hood’s you could almost feel his anger.

kendrasaunders:

dick is truly realizing that the first kid gets all the shit and the second kid just gets to do whatever. why do you think damian has 15 pets? bruce stopped caring like 12 kids ago

shobogan:

iconuk01:

tredlocity:

Clark Kent is not a coward, he just hates Superman. The reason he runs off every time disaster occurs is cause he knows Superman will be there soon and he can’t stand the guy.

Oh lord, the idea of a running gag of Clark having to come up with more and more elaborate reasons to hate the most beloved guy on Earth would be comedy gold.

“I loaned him thirty four bucks three weeks ago and he STILL hasn’t paid me back”

“I saw him littering once”

“He’s friends with an asshole like Batman!”

“We’re not friends anymore AND HE KNOWS WHY!”

“HE KEEPS HITTING ON MY WIFE”

Source: kongjiu

incorrectbatfamquotes:

Jason Todd: Uncle Jason doesn’t want to play ballerina.

Mar’i Grayson: Yes, he does.

Jason Todd: No, he doesn’t.

Mar’i Grayson: Yes, he does.

Jason Todd: No, he doesn’t!

Mar’i Grayson: [fake crying] Yes, he does.

Jason Todd: How do you play ballerina?

Hey Tim can…I talk or hang with you…?

timdrakespeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

timdrakespeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

timdrakespeaks:

connerkent-speaks:

timdrakespeaks:

Hey Kon. Of course you can. Do you wanna fly around Metropolis and talk? We haven’t done that in awhile.

That sounds like a good idea =)

Great! I’ll pack some snacks. =)

Yeah and since you have wings now you can fly on your own.

Hehe yeah, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to be as fast as you.

I’ll slow down for you.

Okay thanks =)

@timdrakespeaks I’ve got to see your wings in action. Also where should we head?