I’m gonna skateboard off this roof and grapple to the next building over yeet skadeet
Skate fast.
Skip class.
Words to live by
who gave hal jordan the power to protect a whole chunk of the universe???
i wouldn’t even let him protect my yard bc it would be in flames after like 5 minWhat do you mean? I’m a very responsible individual.
No you aren’t
I haven’t done anything stupid in years.
Just yesterday you tried to put a WHOLE watermelon into a blender.
Yeah, but nothing was set on fire so..
-smoke alarm goes off- You just had to jinx yourself didn’t ya?
*extinguishes fire* As I was saying, I haven’t done anything stupid in years.
Hmm yes I see that. Oh but what about when you drunk texted Bruce and asked him out on a date?
SHHH
😉
OOC post mentions Rape, violence
DC speaks had a head anon where Damian was raped by Slade. That I didn’t know about. I thought the Damian hating Slade was a joke. I never knew about their headcanon. Then I find out Slade raped Damian in the discord. They didn’t tell me it was a headcanon which led me to having very negative thoughts about myself and thinking I’m a messed up human being for making a joke like that. Then I found out it was a headcanon from looking at the notes on a post Damian’s mod made. I’m sorry if I offended or hurt anyone.
If you hurt my little brother I’ll trap you on Apokolips with Slade Wilson wearing a Straw Beary Damian costume as you are force fed animal meat ;)
I can handle Apokolips and Straw Beary… but please don’t ever put me in the same room as that man…
I will shove kryptonite so far up your ass you’ll be tasting it for weeks if you ever threaten Damian with Slade again, are we clear?
I’m not scared of you
If you hurt my little brother I’ll trap you on Apokolips with Slade Wilson wearing a Straw Beary Damian costume as you are force fed animal meat ;)
I can handle Apokolips and Straw Beary… but please don’t ever put me in the same room as that man…
Then be nice to my brother and it won’t happen 😉
It is required by law that if you are making a playlist for a ship that has a member of the Superfam, that playlist must have Kryptonite by Three Doors Down on it
Yeah I mean I have it on my playlist.
You’re gonna get hurt
What do you mean..??
You have kryptonite on your playlist
*snorts* Yeah I mean I guess haha
JON THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, YOU’RE GOING TO GET HURT XD
Oh my gosh Dami I didn’t expect you to make a joke like that!
I’m in a decent mood
Damian making jokes this is a miracle
Shoo, you weren’t invited into this conversation
Too bad.
Get out, I’m seducing your brother
Wait what?
@jonkentspeaks @damianwaynespeaks you better be nice to be Damian if you end up dating my bro
I am not being nice to you
@jonkentspeaks you can’t date Damian.
You can’t tell him what to do
@jonkentspeaks Damian you really think he’s gonna date someone who is always mean to his brother?
It is required by law that if you are making a playlist for a ship that has a member of the Superfam, that playlist must have Kryptonite by Three Doors Down on it
Yeah I mean I have it on my playlist.
You’re gonna get hurt
What do you mean..??
You have kryptonite on your playlist
*snorts* Yeah I mean I guess haha
JON THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, YOU’RE GOING TO GET HURT XD
Oh my gosh Dami I didn’t expect you to make a joke like that!
I’m in a decent mood
Damian making jokes this is a miracle
Shoo, you weren’t invited into this conversation
Too bad.
Get out, I’m seducing your brother
Wait what?
@jonkentspeaks @damianwaynespeaks you better be nice to be Damian if you end up dating my bro
I am not being nice to you
@jonkentspeaks you can’t date Damian.
It is required by law that if you are making a playlist for a ship that has a member of the Superfam, that playlist must have Kryptonite by Three Doors Down on it
Yeah I mean I have it on my playlist.
You’re gonna get hurt
What do you mean..??
You have kryptonite on your playlist
*snorts* Yeah I mean I guess haha
JON THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, YOU’RE GOING TO GET HURT XD
Oh my gosh Dami I didn’t expect you to make a joke like that!
I’m in a decent mood
Damian making jokes this is a miracle
Shoo, you weren’t invited into this conversation
Too bad.
Get out, I’m seducing your brother
@jonkentspeaks Um Jon….
SHHHHHHHH
@jonkentspeaks JON!
……………….
NO YOU SAW NOTHING
He saw all the things
It is required by law that if you are making a playlist for a ship that has a member of the Superfam, that playlist must have Kryptonite by Three Doors Down on it
Yeah I mean I have it on my playlist.
You’re gonna get hurt
What do you mean..??
You have kryptonite on your playlist
*snorts* Yeah I mean I guess haha
JON THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, YOU’RE GOING TO GET HURT XD
Oh my gosh Dami I didn’t expect you to make a joke like that!
I’m in a decent mood
Damian making jokes this is a miracle
Shoo, you weren’t invited into this conversation
Too bad.
Get out, I’m seducing your brother
Wait what?
@jonkentspeaks @damianwaynespeaks you better be nice to be Damian if you end up dating my bro
Superboy 