Wait… what? I don’t want to………..
*looks around the apartment in confusion, a disgusted look on his face* This isn’t Daxam, where am I?
-Conner opens up the door to Mon’s apartment- Hey Mon there you are what’s up? Sorry for bursting in like this, but I was in the neighborhood. -Conner grabs a soda from the fridge and plops onto the couch-
Um….. who in Sard’s name are you? And how dare you simply approach me like I’m some commoner, I’m a prince of Daxam and you will treat me as such.
-bursts out laughing- Oh my gosh Mon that’s hilarious, is this really what you acted like back then?
*confused* What do you mean by “back then” nothing has changed. Where am I anyway this doesn’t look like Daxam? *looks out window* Why is the sun yellow? Explain now!
Dude Mon this joke isn’t funny anymore. What’s next you’re gonna hate me?
You think I’m joking? Do I need to spell it out for you? I am Mon El Prince of Daxam. You will tell me where I am and why I’m here
-Kon rolls his eyes and uses a sarcastic tone- Youre here your majesty because this is where you live. It’s your apartment. Daxam was destroyed mister drama queen, so please stop this act.
*a look of shock goes over Mon El’s face* You dare talk to me in that tone of voice? What are you a Kryptonian? *scoffs* Daxam couldn’t be destroyed, not unless the Kryptonians finally showed their true colors. The worthless [Untranslated Daxam insult for Kryptonians]
-Kon is starting to lose it, the joke isn’t funny anymore and now he’s insulting Kryptonians. Kon uses his super speed and pushes Mon gently back into the wall pinning Mon there so he can talk some sense into him- Mon what the heck man? This isn’t funny. Stop saying those things about Kryptonians. My gosh what if Clark or Karaheard you say that? Seriously what’s gotten into you? 😡
I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.
please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them
Vampires can’t just walk into houses, they need to be invited! Bats break in all the time! We can’t be vampires, or we need to be magical enhanced vampires or something
Like B doesn’t own most of Gotham
He owns only like, half of Gotham. But I see your point. And in the other half we were probably invited one way or another.
Am I a vampire without realising it? Shit, are we vampires?
Only Babs and Alf know for sure
@duke-thomas-suggestions Not all vampires need to be invited in. The lore for vampires changes a lot.
Jesus fucking Christ! That makes it even worse! Could I really be a vampire and not know it?
Did you never wonder why Gotham is always so dark? Full of improbably tall buildings and no clear history?
With light on the recent conversation, I will hold of doing that until I have a clear view on exactly what I am
Get a mirror then you’ll know for sure. It’s a safe way of testing to see if you are a vampire.
It’s not easy to find a mirror with a real silver back and not a fake one though, but I’m sure there must be one in the manor somewhere.
Sadly enough I’m stuck watching my two deaged sisters in the Nygma warehouse.
Do you need any help with getting a mirror or watching your sisters?
You can always bring a mirror, and help me tie my sisters and deaged adopted dad up so I can safely lock them in the warehouse? With Roy to watch them?
-Kon super speeds to grab a silver mirror and some rope to tie up Duke’s family- Alright I’m here @arsenal-suggestion can you help us?
Hey man I’m sneaking over to Bludhaven with dad until he goes back to normal, no-can-do
@arsenal-suggestion Roy you dirty bastard! Get back here! You do not leave me with those two demonspawns alone! I will drink your blood and kill you! Oh shit, did I just say that? Why did I just say that? I didn’t mean to say that!
Duke….
Oh no, that’s a disappointed tone. Those kids are monsters alright! Monsters!
You would be mad too if someone was messing with your look. That jacket cost a lot of money and it was a one of a kind at the time
What you just said is the definition of drama queen.
You’re saying you wouldn’t be mad if someone destroyed your clothes? And from now on I will only be referred to as what’ve you called me in the tags mcf majesty
Sorry to interrupt, but that was Cosmic Boy that you just punched and I couldn’t be happier.
He was annoying me Brainy also happy to make you smile.
Ok well first of all you have no idea what a stay at home mom does. I feel bad for your parents, poor souls. Roman and Emma are a handful and kills me that my job takes me away from them. Second of all, you don’t know her life. You don’t know what might be going on beneath the surface.
I… I… is that really what people think…?
@prettierinpinkandleather ignore them Alex they don’t you or anything about you. Leave her alone anons.
You would be mad too if someone was messing with your look. That jacket cost a lot of money and it was a one of a kind at the time
What you just said is the definition of drama queen.
You’re saying you wouldn’t be mad if someone destroyed your clothes? And from now on I will only be referred to as what’ve you called me in the tags mcf majesty
Okay your mcfuckin majesty. *bows sarcastically*
That’s honestly what I wanna call Mon now. He’s pretending he’s still the prince of Daxam.
Wait… what? I don’t want to………..
*looks around the apartment in confusion, a disgusted look on his face* This isn’t Daxam, where am I?
-Conner opens up the door to Mon’s apartment- Hey Mon there you are what’s up? Sorry for bursting in like this, but I was in the neighborhood. -Conner grabs a soda from the fridge and plops onto the couch-
Um….. who in Sard’s name are you? And how dare you simply approach me like I’m some commoner, I’m a prince of Daxam and you will treat me as such.
-bursts out laughing- Oh my gosh Mon that’s hilarious, is this really what you acted like back then?
*confused* What do you mean by “back then” nothing has changed. Where am I anyway this doesn’t look like Daxam? *looks out window* Why is the sun yellow? Explain now!
Dude Mon this joke isn’t funny anymore. What’s next you’re gonna hate me?
You think I’m joking? Do I need to spell it out for you? I am Mon El Prince of Daxam. You will tell me where I am and why I’m here
-Kon rolls his eyes and uses a sarcastic tone- Youre here your majesty because this is where you live. It’s your apartment. Daxam was destroyed mister drama queen, so please stop this act.
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