jason, talking a mile a minute: i’m ur replacement lol. also your new brother. hi. i think you’re totally fuckin rad and dad talks about you ALL the time so you’ve got to be at least KIND of special. maybe not as special as me tho bc i got to drive the batmobile AND i’m the new robin. did i mention that? that i’m the new robin? because i am. anyway, can i have a fist bump?
dick, who wasn’t listening but can’t resist being a big brother for five minutes: sure
I just can’t stop laughing at the idea that every other hero views Batman and Robin as EXTREMELY inconsiderate for constantly bothering them in the middle of the night.
On the other hand, how ridiculous would it be to have Bats try to scare criminals in bright daylight with his bat suit.
Superboy 