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@damianwaynespeaks has recently been turned into a werewolf……

Dog-Robin: 12/10, will probably bite me, but will try to pet anyways.

Die, Batson

I CHANGE MY RATING

DOG-ROBIN: 10/10 DO NOT PET

Don’t kill my grandson, brat @damianwaynespeaks

Your what?

He tried to pet me!

My adopted grandkid, your step grandkid-ish? Bad doge, he’s in your pack or whatever

*hides behind Jason* Yeah! I’m in your pack!

@damianwaynespeaks I thought you liked being pet 

M!A lets get some drama in here. Kon has to say every mean thing he ever thought about Chris to Chris

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Oh crap…. -stuffs fist into mouth- 

Hey @chriskent-speaks (No. no. No.) 

What’s up Kon? You ok?

Me I’m fine, I just wanted to have a nice picnic at the fortress and catch up. If you’re interested. (oh gosh no. I’m trapped inside my own body trying to lure my brother into a trap) 

Why would we picnic at the fortress. But if you want to, sure! Race you there!

I just feel it’s good to connect with our true Kryptonian heritage. Hey no head starts. -races to the fortress- (This would be really fun if I wasn’t trying to trap Chris in the Phantom Zone) 

Ok we’re here. Can you explain what’s going on now?

You have to close your eyes silly. It’s a surprise. (Oh no…please Chris don’t close your eyes my body isn’t under my control right now) 

@chriskent-speaks HEY COME PLAY WITH ME I FOUND A BALL

In a sec Dami! I’m hanging out with my– with Kon.

cHriS geT OuT oF HeRe. 

Kon? What’s wrong?

@chriskent-speaks PLAY FETCH WITH ME

Something is wrong with my brother I have to help him!

SERIOUSLY PLAY FETCH WITH ME BEFORE YOU GET SENT BACK TO THE PHANTOM ZONE @chriskent-speaks

…w-what?

@chriskent-speaks HE’S TRYING TO TRICK YOU! MAGIC ANON! NOW COME PLAY FETCH, THE BALL IS RIGHT THERE

Kon would never do that…

@chriskent-speaks But magic anons would and you know it

W-why? I didn’t do anything to them!

They made him say mean things to and about you so now he’s trying to send you back @chriskent-speaks

-throws ball- @chriskent-speaks where we’re we before we were rudely interrupted? 

I…

? Chris? 

I can’t go back. Please please I… I cant go back please don’t make me go back please I’ll do anything

Anon magic Chris 

M!A be nice to chris!

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I don’t even need an M!A for that, finally the evil “curse” has been lifted. 😭. C..Chris…I…I sorry 😭 @chriskent-speaks

Kon it’s ok. Are you ok?

😭I was bad….I hurt you…I made Jon cry….

*hugs Kon* it’s ok. I’m right here. It’s ok.

N..no it’s not, I’m a bad person. I hurt my …brothers….. 😭

M!A lets get some drama in here. Kon has to say every mean thing he ever thought about Chris to Chris

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Oh crap…. -stuffs fist into mouth- 

Hey @chriskent-speaks (No. no. No.) 

What’s up Kon? You ok?

Me I’m fine, I just wanted to have a nice picnic at the fortress and catch up. If you’re interested. (oh gosh no. I’m trapped inside my own body trying to lure my brother into a trap) 

Why would we picnic at the fortress. But if you want to, sure! Race you there!

I just feel it’s good to connect with our true Kryptonian heritage. Hey no head starts. -races to the fortress- (This would be really fun if I wasn’t trying to trap Chris in the Phantom Zone) 

Ok we’re here. Can you explain what’s going on now?

You have to close your eyes silly. It’s a surprise. (Oh no…please Chris don’t close your eyes my body isn’t under my control right now) 

@chriskent-speaks HEY COME PLAY WITH ME I FOUND A BALL

In a sec Dami! I’m hanging out with my– with Kon.

cHriS geT OuT oF HeRe. 

Kon? What’s wrong?

Wrong? What’s wrong is you aren’t closing your eyes. You know what turning around will work since x-ray vision and all that. -Kon seems conflicted- 

Um… ok? *does as instructed* Are you sure you’re ok? You can talk to me, you know.

-Chris seems to have striked something in Kon- Uh….

Conner? Everything ok? What’s the surprise?

No….-Kon’s hand hovers over the Pahntom Zone projector- I…I can’t…..

Can I look now? You’re taking a really long time

AHHHH! 

*chris turns and sees Kon’s hand* Kon?! What… What are you doing with that?

I..I can’t send you back…Chris leave! AHHHHH!

Conner! What’s wrong? You’re hurt?

GO AWAY! AHHH! -Kon grabs his head and starts dizzly taking a step back-

*chris rushes forward and grabs his arm* KON!

STAY AWAY FROM ME! -Kon pushes Chris away- YOULL GET HURT

M!A lets get some drama in here. Kon has to say every mean thing he ever thought about Chris to Chris

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Oh crap…. -stuffs fist into mouth- 

Hey @chriskent-speaks (No. no. No.) 

What’s up Kon? You ok?

Me I’m fine, I just wanted to have a nice picnic at the fortress and catch up. If you’re interested. (oh gosh no. I’m trapped inside my own body trying to lure my brother into a trap) 

Why would we picnic at the fortress. But if you want to, sure! Race you there!

I just feel it’s good to connect with our true Kryptonian heritage. Hey no head starts. -races to the fortress- (This would be really fun if I wasn’t trying to trap Chris in the Phantom Zone) 

Ok we’re here. Can you explain what’s going on now?

You have to close your eyes silly. It’s a surprise. (Oh no…please Chris don’t close your eyes my body isn’t under my control right now) 

@chriskent-speaks HEY COME PLAY WITH ME I FOUND A BALL

In a sec Dami! I’m hanging out with my– with Kon.

cHriS geT OuT oF HeRe. 

Kon? What’s wrong?

@chriskent-speaks PLAY FETCH WITH ME

Something is wrong with my brother I have to help him!

SERIOUSLY PLAY FETCH WITH ME BEFORE YOU GET SENT BACK TO THE PHANTOM ZONE @chriskent-speaks

…w-what?

@chriskent-speaks HE’S TRYING TO TRICK YOU! MAGIC ANON! NOW COME PLAY FETCH, THE BALL IS RIGHT THERE

Kon would never do that…

@chriskent-speaks But magic anons would and you know it

W-why? I didn’t do anything to them!

They made him say mean things to and about you so now he’s trying to send you back @chriskent-speaks

They made me say mean things too but… how does that correlate to… to…

@chriskent-speaks Because his words led him to want to protect @jonkentspeaks , so now he’s trying to get rid of you

-throws ball so Damian will chase it-

OHMYGODPLAYFETCHWITHME

-throws the ball and waits for Damian to return it- 

M!A lets get some drama in here. Kon has to say every mean thing he ever thought about Chris to Chris

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Oh crap…. -stuffs fist into mouth- 

Hey @chriskent-speaks (No. no. No.) 

What’s up Kon? You ok?

Me I’m fine, I just wanted to have a nice picnic at the fortress and catch up. If you’re interested. (oh gosh no. I’m trapped inside my own body trying to lure my brother into a trap) 

Why would we picnic at the fortress. But if you want to, sure! Race you there!

I just feel it’s good to connect with our true Kryptonian heritage. Hey no head starts. -races to the fortress- (This would be really fun if I wasn’t trying to trap Chris in the Phantom Zone) 

Ok we’re here. Can you explain what’s going on now?

You have to close your eyes silly. It’s a surprise. (Oh no…please Chris don’t close your eyes my body isn’t under my control right now) 

@chriskent-speaks HEY COME PLAY WITH ME I FOUND A BALL

In a sec Dami! I’m hanging out with my– with Kon.

cHriS geT OuT oF HeRe. 

Kon? What’s wrong?

@chriskent-speaks PLAY FETCH WITH ME

Something is wrong with my brother I have to help him!

SERIOUSLY PLAY FETCH WITH ME BEFORE YOU GET SENT BACK TO THE PHANTOM ZONE @chriskent-speaks

…w-what?

@chriskent-speaks HE’S TRYING TO TRICK YOU! MAGIC ANON! NOW COME PLAY FETCH, THE BALL IS RIGHT THERE

Kon would never do that…

@chriskent-speaks But magic anons would and you know it

W-why? I didn’t do anything to them!

They made him say mean things to and about you so now he’s trying to send you back @chriskent-speaks

They made me say mean things too but… how does that correlate to… to…

@chriskent-speaks Because his words led him to want to protect @jonkentspeaks , so now he’s trying to get rid of you

-throws ball so Damian will chase it-