marigrayson-speaks:

connerkent-speaks:

sunragesa:

Damian: What’s she doing out there?

Mar’i, in a cornfield: *banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!

-”abducts” @marigrayson-speaks– I the evil alien have come to abduct you. It’s time to do evil alien things like eat ice cream 

I knew the pots would work! As half alien, I must agree that eating ice cream is the best choice of action…always

It truly is. We must go get some.