Hi! Whatta hell? Why am I here? Who are you?? Where’s B?
baby boy! Baby!
Barbs! I’m apperantly ‘spussed to be adult or something, and I died and everyone’s scared of me or cooing, and I just wanna go home
I think you just have to accept that people will coo when they see you from now on
This was a torture once reserved only for stupid WE gallas. Why must I suffer so
I won’t coo over you. And yeah anytime Lex wants me to attend LexCorp meetings everyone wants to see his “"great creation” and it generally involves them asking me things I don’t want to answer.
Ugh, people aren’t his to own! Can we dump his old Superman toys we all know he has into a lake or something?
I’ve driven several of his nice cars off bridges before, but yeah let’s get rid of his Superman merchandise
I see why we’re friends. Why weren’t you this cool when I’m from, man
Excuse you I was always this cool. I just didn’t really exist when you were Robin. One time I made Lex slowly go insane. One by one I replaced every picture and portrait with a photo of Nicholas Cage. Whenever he would try to show someone else I would use my super speed and replace it with the original picture.
Superboy 